Joke

An old woman is riding in an elevator in a very lavish New York City building when a young, beautiful woman gets into the elevator, smelling of expensive perfume. She turns to the old woman and says arrogantly, "Romance" by Ralph Lauren, $150 an ounce!"

Then another young and beautiful woman gets on the elevator, and also very arrogantly turns to the old woman saying, "Chanel No. 5, $200 an ounce!"

About three floors later, the old woman has reached her destination and is about to get off the elevator. Before she leaves, she looks both beautiful women in the eye, then bends over and f@rt$ and says, "Broccoli - 49 cents a pound.

 

Hilarious!!
I love it!

 

lol good one

 

why is it the expensive stuff smells like skunk butt?

 

well, broccoli butt is cheap

 

Skunk oil (or musk if you prefer) is used in perfume. Very sparingly.

 

49 cents/lb? That's cheap! LOL