Kids do the darndest things...

Kahlyn wouldn't stop trying to snatch Wesley's poptart. So he smiled really big and stuffed it in her mouth. Then he held it there, forcing her to chew or choke. She wanted it.. she got it... That's my kid.

Anyone else's kids do things like that?

 

My wife had to get something out of the car, so our youngest grandson told her to "Bring me the Red Power Ranger - and bring his knees..." - he'd obviously been dissecting it (or worse) in the back seat...

:confused

 

LOL


My youngest son was about seven when this happened. One day my nephews were over for a visit. The oldest, who was about the same age as my son, was arguing with him over who got the last something or other (I think it was a chicken nugget . . . ). Anyway, my son, with a tell-tale gleam in his eye, hit me up for a coin. He told his cousin; "We'll flip for it. Heads I win, tails you lose." :-D My nephew fell for it . . . and while I hasten to say he is no dummy himself, I think he fell for it at least twice after that.

I have NO idea where my son got the idea for that scam . . .

 

hahhahaa i like some of these :-D

when my brother was little he managed to get the top off a flash bottle and (evidently after seeing it used on the tv or something) tipped it all over the floor then announced to mum when she got in 'flash does the hard work so you don't have to' hehe not the most popular guy in the house

 

OK, I give... what's a flash bottle?

 

When I was a nipper my dad was painting the house, naturally I wanted to help so he gave me a paint brush and paint and told me to paint the shed door and window..... so I did.... glass and all :-D

 

flash (brand) floor cleaner with 'child safe top' (the click-lock ones that kids apparently can't open) :confused

 

It's a cleaning product.

http://img814.imageshack.us/img814/4998/flashultimatespray500ml.jpg

 

Aaaah...thanks for explaining what Flash is.

 

Must be a Euro item.
I'm 59 and don't recall ever seeing it here.

 

That's because everything is Oxyclean here.

Wesley does some phenominally funny things... he's a constant source of Entertainment. Kahlyn is at that age where nothing she does or says particularly amuses me, but when it's with her brother it's almost always funny.

I have videos of them together on my facebook.. one where she was trying to get him to bite foam blocks, and on the tape I told her that if she was teaching him a game that involved biting not to be suprised when he bit her, and in response he took the block out of his mouth and gave me the most devilish smile I've ever seen, as if that were the master plan, then proceeded to shove the foam blocks into her mouth.

 

I have a great one, allow me to preface with this is my oldest daughter. She's now a Junior in college, Honors program, 10th in her class. Absolutely brilliant young woman... Has kept her mom and I in stitches and fits alternately. But she is decidedly non-tech.
Ok, one day she needed to send some papers to her school of ed at the campus. She was complaining about the drive, so I suggested that she might see if she could just fax them over. I have a fax right here, I pointed to the computer table in the living room. "really?, she replied" - Sure give them here, the fax number is right one the cover letter.
I loaded the papers into the fax and as I was dialing -- She exclaimed," WAIT!, Dad... Will I get the papers back after the fax finishes?!?"
I about left a wet spot right then...
Floods of quick wit hit me --- "no baby, this is not the combo fax shredder!"
This is not Willy Wonka where the fax gets divided up into little pieces and sent along the phone lines... I couldn't stop laughing !!

Got to love them......