Kingdom Of Loathing Clan

I am in, and thank you. Now for the never ending questions, I apologize if they have already been answered.

1. How come I cannot eat?
2. How come I cannot take anything out of the clan stash (I have clan Karma)
3. How come I cannot rest?
4. Anything else I should be forewarned about?

Thanks!

 

You might want to consider being patient and giving yourself time to rest. You will be able to eat and rest after 11:00pm or so each evening. You cannot take anything out of the clan stash until you are deemed worthy by the Clan masters. Learn your own forewarnings, lazy.

Thanks for the information, your really a smart fellow.

Thanks! You are pretty bright yourself.

Have a good one.

You too.

 

so i said to myself, self, if I were myself, but thought i wasn't myself, self, if I talked to myself, self, would i or my self/selves be deemed odd?
sounds like ya got yerself on track.
should ya need any info from an outside *ahem* source,
here's a great site to spoil all the learning fun-
http://kolguide.cjb.net/
hope ya didn't enjoy the drinks that much

 

Does the site normally load slowly? I am guessing that it gets a lot of traffic after 11pm each evening. Just curious.

 

Any clan that we need to spy on?

 

Just kidding...sheesh (crickets chirping)

 

I posted this question in the clan chat as well. I donated and got a few Mr. Accessories and would like to sell one for some much needed meat. I understand that they are considerably more expensive than what I can sell them for in the flea market and I am only Level 7 right now. Any ideas? Of course, half of the take is contributed to the clan. Thanks for any help.

 

I responded to KoL posting. I guess I am looking for someone to sell the Mr. Accessory for me so that I can bypass the wait time it will take for me to gain 50,000 meat. I want to donate half to the coffers and I would gladly pay a commission the seller. Any ideas?

 

I've got a store, and am more than willing to sell it for exactly what you want it posted as. And for no commission, I will give you back all the meat it sells for. Do with it as you wish.

If you are interested, Kmail me or offer a trade or whatever.

Thadian (#633950)

 

Thanks Thadian. Package has been sent. I am asking low in the hopes that it sells more quickly.

 

Sold, and the money has been sent back to you.

 

I used to play this, but stopped and my dude got deleted.

I just applied for the clan, Jamiko is the name, disco-banditing is the game.

 

Much appreciated. Donation made and much Hell Ramen and Insanely spicy bean burrito's bought. Now I can actually have some adventures!

 

I applied and was denied. Will apply again. Long time MG member. KoL name: Jamiko.

 

How many are presently in the clan?

 

New to MG board, and would love to join the clan. Please, let me join. I'm Seawall on the KOL, a level 10 Disco Bandit (#705402)
Looking for a clan that will help me build power, and that I can contribute to, before I go to acension. Love the board, I've got a lot of help from you guys for my computer. Thanks!

 

HaHaHa

 

kenyth, lvl 6 sauceror. might join with my main char as well.

 

I'm new to the forums and I was hoping to join your clan. I'm a lvl 19 seal clubber.

 

Hey Attitude....not sure why you turned down my Multi for the clan (Gry Wolf) I Kmailed you to ask you but got no response. Guess you got your reasons.......

 

Rar'

Im bored so Im gonna' have a play around on this. I'll apply to the clan soon.


--- Lapsed

 

At first I was not sure about it, but it becomes addictive rather quickly.

 

Hey, if you guys would like some help you can join the Adopt a n00b program or if your a verteran you can sign up to be a mentor.

http://www.eccentrix.com/members/twistedfate13/aanmain.html

I recently joined KoL and went looking for a clan. Imagine my surprise to see a Major Geeks clan. I've downloaded things from here before and was surprised you had a clan. I look forward to playing with you all.

 

I joined in December, and it's quite addicting. I joined a clan from a different forum, though (no, not forum wars!).

As a level 14 (I got carried away at the Hidden Temple while gaining enough stats to get through the Sorceress's tower), I'm very close to ascending, but I'm working on buying a ghost pickle on a stick familiar, which I've heard is an excellent familiar against the Naughty Sorceress. Only another 20,000 meat to go to buy one.

A tip for gaining levels quickly: Go find the Hidden Temple and adventure there! You get nice stat gains every time, but there's a small chance that you'll get MP or HP damage.

Here's an excellent KoL help page:

http://www.thekolwiki.net/wiki/Main_Page

Here's a page where you can choose an area/monster and it'll tell you how much Moxie you'll need, or enter your Moxie and it'll tell you what areas you can go to (based on the Moxie of the highest level monster):

http://kol.network-forums.com/cgi-bin/moxie.cgi

Hopefully these sites haven't been posted before, because I didn't really want to go through 9 pages. Then again, a repost is good once in a while.

 

I just ascended for the second time
why can I not equip a shirt?

 

Did you acquire the Torso Awareness skill?

 

where/how. .?

 

You have to ascend with a Moxie sign, and you'll see the Gnomish Gnomads Camp when you go to the Desert Beach. Fragnk, the Regnaissance Gnome, will sell you this skill for 5,000 meat and allow you to buy/wear/make shirts.

Here's the link to the skill, which has links to where to get it:

http://kol.coldfront.net/thekolwiki/index.php/Torso_Awaregness

 

cool
thanks!!

 

just found this today
I LOVE IT
knob goblins beware!

 

been trying to figure out animated gifs
did this
hadta post it here

http://forums.majorgeeks.com/attachment.php?attachmentid=33421&d=1144507060

 

I love it, I'm just not sure if it is violent enough..

 

thats funny
my wife said the same thing

 

i applied

 

Hi im kinda new to KOL and was researching clans. Not really sure yet what the clan war thing is but would love to be in this clan. Seems a very well run and organized clan. My KOL name is the same as the major geeks name Daedelus. Still alittle low on meat.... just over 3000 but will donate my personal stash grows. as to the mr. a method.... im a bit short of cash to buy one so if i come upon the cash i will see about doing that. Hope to be accepted soon.

 

Just applied for the clan... I am a level 3 Frog Dorector...

Thanks

 

Hello, it has been a while since I posted but I just put in a request to join your clan as FiveKnuckleShuffle. Look forward to it. Oh, I have been in China and I am real happy to be home. It is funny how we take such simple freedoms for granted.. Well I am rambling glad to be back!

 

Thought I'd finally sign up

 

Hey why did I get denied??

 

But, But, But, I thought...Shucks.

 

Yeah, instructions were never my strong suite. Sorry, will try again.

 

How do I send meat from one player to another? And how do I come up with 100k to get into the clan?? Probably easy answers so I will sorry in advance.