LOL, This is just funny.

Discussion in 'The Lounge' started by Fred_G, Dec 26, 2009.

  1. Fred_G

    Fred_G Heat packin' geek

    Ok, Hogue is a company that makes add on grips for handguns, synthetic stocks and such for shotguns and rifles. I was at their site, trying to find a link for someone, and, I found out they make, well, overmolded throne seats. :-D LOL, detachable hinge... Got to admit it is practical for cleaning, and would be nice on those cold winter mornings.. http://www.heatedtoiletseat.com/

    :-D Sorry, got a light fever, so I am even stranger than normal today. :p
     
  2. TimW

    TimW MajorGeeks Administrator - Jedi Malware Expert Staff Member

    I just wait for the wife to finish.....LOL. Preheated!!
     
  3. Fred_G

    Fred_G Heat packin' geek

    Well, I am single....

    ;)
     
  4. TimW

    TimW MajorGeeks Administrator - Jedi Malware Expert Staff Member

    Makes me wonder why you even bother with the can? Quick dash into the woods would do it!! roflmao
     
  5. Rikky

    Rikky Wile E. Coyote - One of a kind

    The human race is doomed,we're fast running out of energy and people are still coming up with ways to waste it.Is avoiding literally two seconds of 'minor' discomfort really worth having a device plugged in 24/7 wasting energy?Just buy a wooden seat.

    Its like a physical metaphor for the rationale of man,I guess at least while we're flushing the human race down the shitter we'll all have warm asses.
     
  6. Fred_G

    Fred_G Heat packin' geek

    Just for you, I went and plugged in every charger I could find. Don't even know what several of them go to. :-D
     
  7. DavidGP

    DavidGP MajorGeeks Forum Administrator - Grand Pooh-Bah Staff Member

  8. Fred_G

    Fred_G Heat packin' geek

    OMG!!! The EPA would be after me then! Don't you know humans are not supposed to go in the woods!! :-D Plus, it is cold out there, and in the summer there are snakes...
     
  9. rustyjack

    rustyjack MajorGeek

    OMG don't like the idea of the Robo Urinal what if the robot malfunctions whilst holding it for you :eek:eek:eek !
     
  10. rustyjack

    rustyjack MajorGeek

    roflmaoroflmao
     
  11. DavidGP

    DavidGP MajorGeeks Forum Administrator - Grand Pooh-Bah Staff Member

    Those are the chances you take with new technology ;)
     
  12. darlene1029

    darlene1029 A Grand Lady- R.I.P. 06/06/2012

    I would like one of those bidet seats but they're around $300 and I believe require special plumbing or wireing or something.
     
  13. Rikky

    Rikky Wile E. Coyote - One of a kind

    I don't know what came over me on my last post I sounded like I cared about the human race and the planet for a second.

    Plug away:cool
     
  14. TimW

    TimW MajorGeeks Administrator - Jedi Malware Expert Staff Member

    It has been surmised before that had it not been for women, we would still be sitting in caves!! But no...they wanted...well, you know. roflmao
     
  15. darlene1029

    darlene1029 A Grand Lady- R.I.P. 06/06/2012

    Well, the Pope does it --- no wait :confused
     
  16. Rikky

    Rikky Wile E. Coyote - One of a kind

    We wanted women and women wanted a double garage and a pool :-D
     
  17. chookers

    chookers Staff Sergeant

    Bad luck if you happen to be in a hurry... :-D

    The Japanese Space Toilet would be safer - you can read the instructions before you need it!
     
  18. darlene1029

    darlene1029 A Grand Lady- R.I.P. 06/06/2012

    I just got rid of a wooden seat in the main bath. It was here when we bought the house, it had a hairline crack that I doused with bleach every chance I got. I felt as if the wood was absorbing all kinds of germs.
    Feel much better with the molded whatever it is LOL
     
  19. chookers

    chookers Staff Sergeant

    Having had a stinking hot day yesterday, I'm now wondering if anyone has yet created the pre-cooled seat! :-D :p
     
  20. Fred_G

    Fred_G Heat packin' geek


    Well, the one made by Hogue has a quick release, so you could keep it in the fridge... :-D
     
  21. chookers

    chookers Staff Sergeant

    Ugh, Fred!! That's an AWFUL thought! Makes me feel sick thinking about it... What if someone missed and didn't do a good job of cleaning it up??? Errgghh!!! I think the formula is:
    Toilet seat + food in fridge = :puke​
    :-D:p
     
    Last edited: Jan 28, 2010
  22. Phantom

    Phantom Brigadier Britches

    Well, the detachable bog seat would be handy for the party goers that need to barf, but don't want to throw up all over the seat.;)

    Of course, detachable loo seats could also be used as punishment by vindictive house wives that are sick of hubby not putting the seat down. "Want to crap - then you have to apply to have the seat released from the safe!"roflmao
     
  23. brandypeppy

    brandypeppy MajorGeek

    Wow, there's so much could be said about that Robo Urinal! I wonder if this was a forerunner to their new robo girl?
     
  24. Paxton007

    Paxton007 MajorGeek

  25. Nedlamar

    Nedlamar MajorGeek

    I'm sorry Halo but no they are not!
    We men as a race should NEVER allow technology to "Hold it" for us , thats just......well.....asking for trouble. Also we should never let technology...wipe...that could lead to a rather uncomfotable "Custom like" suprise rolleyes
     

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