MG's 'Ten Word Story'......

Time for a bit of fun involving anyone on MajorGeeks that you care to involve....all work and no play makes Jack a dull boy!

This style of thread has done the rounds before on other sites, but i have taken the principle and modified it to 'nitecrawler' specifications!

The story begins with my 'ten word' start and is added to by each members post of ten words (you get the drift)....For added fun, these are the RULES!

(1) Each members post must be A TEN word addition ONLY, to the story!

(2) All are welcome, from first time posters (private E2), right through to Majorgeeks!

(3)Majorgeeks ONLY (or those over 1000 posts) may double the story quota to twenty words per post if they wish! (if not, they must stick to TEN)

(4) It is only optional that each post contain the 'nick' of another member (the posters choice) to be inverted in brackets and counted as one word, no matter how long the 'nick'. ie (Major attitude) or (BC Gray) or whatever!
ie. you may add to the story without mentioning 'nicks' if you so desire!

(5) The story is intended for a bit of a laugh only, and is not to be taken seriously by anyone accept me, and all posts must observe the forum rules, naturally! (if your nick is mentioned, consider yourself popular no matter what the twist)

(6) You may add to the story as many times as you like, but you must wait till someone else has contributed before you add again. ie NO double posting

(7) Short comments after your addition are permitted, but please hit the 'enter' key a few times in order to leave a space to avoid confusion!

(8) The addition of pics are permitted to add flavour to the story!

(9) These rules are subject to change without warning and any suggestions for improvements to the rules are most welcome!

******HERE GOES******


Once upon a time (nitecrawler), a very wise and loyal............

 

...which was rather good on toast. Then Lev appeared...

 

"Where the hell is my vegemite?" she shouted at (Bazza)

 

Who replied (matt.chugg) took it to maleware it's a virus.

 

..And then Blade passes out drunk from drinking Halos wine....

 

Then Kodo says "Forget vegemite and passing out, we need to go get some canolies!"

 

"Male-ware" said (Dramano) and the ladies swooned thinking Porno site

 

Noticing the story was straying down the wrong path, (AbbySue)...

 

crotcheted 'beefburgers' for all the geeks, while (Star17) went through.....

 

a tantrum, having a (Major Attitude) about having to eat cold

 

Roadkill that (Mankind) and his redneck buddies dropped off, before...

 

(Wenchie) could feed it to the critter that lives under . . .

 

....The fuselage of (G.T.'s) brand new, red LearJet parked next door....

 

to (TimW's) allnight X-rated video store. This did not seem....

 

To bother (G.T) for this was where he hired his........

 

(Darlene1029) and what a hot, sexy thing that.................plane was

 

until (Mada Milty) decided that he would take it for a....

 

Spin but didn't know if he was (Mada Milty) or (Milty Mada)....

 

. . . So (Bold Eagle) took him to a shrink to fix his . . .

 

Wacky head, the shrink seemed to think the problem was........

 

....linked to hitting "Enter" before thinking, so he recommended that.....

 

they put the enter key into a glass of chianti.....

 

.. which promptly exploded into a shower of big blue flaming ...

 

and threw shrapel everywhere, hitting TimW in the chest...

 

.. on fire! I've been on fire before." And began to ....

 

...pour the cold water from (goldfish's) bowl all over his......

 

.. tragic wounds. Goldfish was not amused, and got out his ....

 

...bubble maker and started gasping heavily for breath while blowing.......

 

bubbles that appeared to contain mysterious encrypted messages, tempting him....

 

to tell peeps your suppose to include (Birdbath) so he.....

 

got very confused as to what this was about! BLAM!

 

TimW is smacked with a catfish and so he....

 

....beautifully prepared three corse meal, "mmmm manure" i wonder if....

 

Lev and laurieB are doing anything for dinner. They'd bring...

 

....Yummo! Thought TimW and he continued on eating. Meanwhile at.....

 

Lev's secret headquarters, an evil plan was brewing. She wanted ..

 

to rule the Muffin Moon, and ran off to find .....

 

the Muffin Man so she could steal some delicious...

 

....Muffins with special moon muffin strengh choc chips inside which.....

 

are laced with strong laxatives, and cause a severe ...

 

axial shift of the moon when large quantities of gas.....

 

erupt from the moonscape like a bursting zit on a

 

adolescent when he stands infront of a mirror, holding his.....

 

cell phone in his right hand and his....

 

calculator in the other so (bladesofhalo) could count to ten.......

 

. . . before he calls (Lev) to complain about the way . . .