might have been posted b4...

but, i laughed
A woman in a hot air balloon realized she was lost. She lowered her altitude and spotted a man in a boat below. She shouted to him, "Excuse me, can you help me? I promised a friend I would meet him an hour ago, but I don't know where I am."

The man consulted his portable GPS and replied, "You're in a hot air balloon approximately 30 feet above a ground elevation of 2346 feet above sea level. You are 31 degrees, 14.97 minutes north latitude and 100 degrees, 49.09 minutes west longitude."

She rolled her eyes and said, "You must be in Technical Support."

"I am," replied the man. "How did you know?"

"Well," answered the balloonist, "everything you told me sounds technically correct, but I have no idea what to make of your information, and I'm still lost. Frankly, you've not been much help."

The man smiled and responded, "You must be in Sales."

"I am," replied the balloonist "How did you know?"

"Well," said the man, "you don't know where you are or where you're going. You've risen to where you are due to a large quantity of hot air. You made a promise that you have no idea how to keep, and you expect ME to solve your problem. Now, you're in EXACTLY the same position you were in before we met, but somehow, it's now MY fault."

 

That's great! That's a good one there!


hahahahahahaha!!!!!!

 

Hahahaha.

That reminds me of the old Windows 95 joke.

"Windows 95

32 bit extensions and a graphical shell for a

16 bit patch to an

8 bit operating system originally coded for a

4 bit microprocessor, written by a

2 bit company, that can't stand

1 bit of competition."

Or even the old Microsoft Engineer.

"There are three engineers in a car; an electrical engineer, a
chemical engineer and a Microsoft engineer. Suddenly the car just
stops by the side of the road, and the three engineers look at
each other wondering what could be wrong.

The electrical engineer suggests stripping down the electronics
of the car and trying to trace where a fault might have occurred.

The chemical engineer, not knowing much about cars, suggests that
maybe the fuel is becoming emulsified and getting blocked
somewhere.

Then, the Microsoft engineer, not knowing much about anything,
comes up with a suggestion: If we close all the windows, get out,
get back in, then open the windows again, maybe it'll work!?"

 

Good joke.

I've seen that exact one with several different targets.

"You must be in sales"

You must be in management

You must be a politician

You must be a Democrat
...

There are probably others out there.

Everybody plugs in some group they don't like and uses it.