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Found these to brighten up your day. Supposedly genuine advertisements

For sale: an antique desk suitable for lady with thick legs and large drawers.

Now is your chance to have your ears pierced and get an extra pair to take home, too.

Four-poster bed, 101 years old. Perfect for antique lover.

Wanted: Unmarried girls to pick fresh fruit and produce at night.

For Sale -- Eight puppies from a German Shepperd and an Alaskan Hussy.

Tired of cleaning yourself? Let me do it. (mind boggles )

Dog for sale: eats anything and is fond of children.

Sheer stockings. Designed for fancy dress, but so serviceable that lots of women wear nothing else.

Modular Sofas. Only $299. For rest or fore play.

Our bikinis are exciting. They are simply the tops.

Mixing bowl set designed to please a cook with round bottom for efficient beating.

Get rid of aunts: Zap does the job in 24 hours.