mother-in-law... LOL

Discussion in 'The Lounge' started by mew2, Feb 14, 2005.

  1. mew2

    mew2 Sergeant Major

    A man, his wife and mother-in-law went on vacation to the Holy Land.
    While they were there the mother-in-law passed away. The undertaker told
    them, "You can have her shipped home for $5,000, or you can bury her
    here in the Holy Land for $150.00."

    The man thought about it and told him he would just have her shipped
    home.

    The undertaker asked, "Why would you spend $5,000 to ship your
    mother-in-law home, when it would be wonderful to be buried here and
    spend only $150.00?"

    The man replied, "A man died 2000 years ago, was buried here, and three days later he rose from the dead. I just can't take that chance.
     
  2. scorcer

    scorcer ajMro keGe

    Good one Mew, I like it :D
     
  3. ASUS

    ASUS MajorGeek

    Thats good one.

    No need to take chances these days.
     
  4. Flash Animator

    Flash Animator Private E-2

    And then t.o.g laughed. Hahaha he thought to himself as he laughed.
     
  5. goldfish

    goldfish Lt. Sushi.DC

    Whats with the 3rd person messages? :confused: You been playing RPG's too much? :p
     

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