Naked stories

A thread for embarrassing and/or funny naked stories.

Back in the mid 70's streaking became popular. Being teenagers my friends and I embraced it. We were out very late one night, naked, walking down the street, when we heard tires squealing behind us. We turned and saw a cop car whipping a u-turn and coming after us. We headed full tilt, naked, down the alley to my buddies house. Halfway down the alley I stumbled forward and did a complete forward roll with my butt lit up like the moon in the cop's lights. I rolled right onto my feet and kept running. Fear. Nobody wants to be arrested naked. The cops saw us run into the house so they knocked on the front door and processed us there. We were dressed by then so not so much of a big deal. Someone had complained about us and wanted our names.

 

When I was 3 my brother and I disassembled the lock on the front door while my mom was in the bathtub and ran away. (he disassembled a working telephone and put it completely back together at 3) We striped off all our clothes and ran halfwawy down the block into the LANDLORDS back yard and were running naked in his sprinkler when they found us.

that was the end of my public nudity though... I hit my peak at 3.