never leave the office?

sure, why not
things can get busy, I understand
you can always get delivery




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I really don't care for padded seat.

Steve

 

A padded office more your style Matacumbie??? *grins*

Actually, those padded seats are awesome...soft on the butt and never cold like the traditional materials. That's a female perspective

 

Ahhh work stinks.

 

Just traditional I guess, it's a shitter.

Steve

 

From a male perspective...it is just more for us to, how do I put this, mess up with the occasional awkward spray that sometimes ensues while we are voiding...this being politically correct is tiring.....

 

How you can miss a stationery object after so many years of practice is beyond me! *grins*

Funny how guys have no problems after a few beers and that same stationery object is spinning round the restroom LOL

 

It is not that we 'miss' the stationary object....it is just that the droplets tend to splash out of the bowl.....how can we be blamed for a simple fact of physics?????hahahahaaha....and besides when we we have had a few beers, it is usually a urinal at a bar...they don't splash..hahahahahahaha

 

Unless you turn around to talk to somebody.......boy is that a scream.

Steve

 

Do you think that is what they mean by 'piss drunk'.........

 

I think that term could apply.

Steve

 

Urinal rules.

1. Eyes (and everything else straight ahead)
2. Leave a space between urinals in use if possible. Use stalls before taking up said spaces.
3. NEVER touch another guy while either of you is urinating, except to push him causing his forehead to strike the wall.

 

Wierd huh...if guys peed beer they wouldn't lose a single drop! LOL

 

nice........but you are correct.......

 

That is no good!

....Some idiot has put a big hole in it!!



[Edit: Oh, B.T.W., Guys aint the only one that make a mess in the can. As the official housmaid amoungst other things, I can vouch for that! ]

 

I always wondered who was the offical housemaid at MGs. Get in that restroom man...it hasn't been cleaned for at least 2 hours according to the chart!

 

I myself have had the fortunate employ to pick things up in the female stall's.
and no I am not referring to that monthly visits assistant. . I am referring to that matter we all produce. two feet in front of the toilet.

men miss standing up out of lazyness.sitting down we tend to "streak" the seat
out of rush(don't ask why, just facts)

how women miss at all. . esspecially with poop. . .and two feet in front. . .is beyond me

all I can think of is that
1)it was a truckstop
2)afraid to sit
3)very old
4)just couldn't make it in time

 

I don't know if I should post this or not, but it makes me laugh. I worked at McDonalds for a couple of years in my teens. Somebody deuced inside the spare roll of toilet paper and wrapped it back up. The boss found it.

Creativity-8 Talent-7

 

5) Unborn baby bouncing on bladder/bowels
6) Long queue due to restrooms not having enough cubicles
7) Jeans too tight and couldn't get zipper down fast enough
8) Lights in the restroom out of operation and didn't realise someone was already in that cubicle
9) Had to help kids pee first as their need was greater
10) Kids pushed mom while sat on toilet peeing
11) Am I making my point ????? It's not easy being a woman