news flash!!!!!!!!!!!!!

just reading........all charges against Hugh Grant and
The Great Lethal Bean Assault have been dropped. Thank God that
another near tragedy of justice has been averted. I believe that a couple of really brilliant legal minds have been tirelessly working day and night to avoid dragging yet another horrible crime before our already assaulted intellects.
A plea bargain was hashed out in the wee hours and Mr grant will be prohibited from purchasing (or ingesting, mind you) any type of take out bean product from a retail outlet for the express purpose of assault during the next six months. All paparazzi will be required to be in possession of a legal supply of Beano in the event of a future attack when the said Mr Grant fullfils his six month NO BEAN TOSSING sentence.
A travesty. The people need legislation introduced immediately, if not sooner, to have these potentially deadly forms of vegetables banned from the marketplace once and for all!!!!!!!!!
if it would save just one child (or paparazzi)..............wouldn't it be worth it?
:cry

 

Gee Old&Confused I'll have to have my friend Georgie issue an immediate "Terrorist Red Alert" for any and all "Bean" packing Low Lifes, after all they ARE a major threat to Democracy World-Wide. We must all take immediate action to stop this gaseous product from demoralizing all Freedom Loving PeoplesLOLLOL

 

You forgot the classic pizza pie assult, surely that's next!

 

Huh, Beans......
http://i154.photobucket.com/albums/s258/evilfantasy69/BlowingBubbles.jpg

 

this is scary if all beans get banned Heinz shares will go into free fall it could be devastating for the economy maybe a government survey is needed into the abuse of pulses.
i am sure there is a senator somewhere that would be happy to spend millions of dollars travelling the world (first class) to see if this is a worldwide phenomenon.:foolish