Oh noes!

I have been diagnosed with a real life, my symptoms are lack of posting, and lack of time, followed by a tendency to lurk and post while half asleep . Does any one know of a cure ? ...

 

Yup buy yourself one of these,get the overclocking juices flowing

http://tomshardware.co.uk/2006/05/10/dual_41_ghz_cores_uk/

 

You must be a moderator.

 

I've been diagnosed with "school". It means that I manically try to learn things all day and all night, then attend a strange institute in which in turn for writing things on paper I get other pieces of paper with PASS written on them. It's a strange ritual, and hopefully I'll recover from it in about a month

 

There IS a cure. Ignore your friends, dump any girlfriends or wives, ignore or drop out of school if that applies, and if necessary lose a job and live on welfare. That will give you MUCH more time online.

But the cure is far worse than the disease.

 

Welcome to the real world, as tedious as it is. http://i59.photobucket.com/albums/g309/Zobor/ohno.gif. The 'cure' will depends on what your priorities are.

 

I've been diagnosed with "depravity". It means that I manically imagine beautiful women all day and night, then attend a strange institution that asks for my credit card.