OMG Disaster!

I'm in the kitchen tidying and doing dishes etc, I pick up a frying pan from last night. I cooked some bacon and eggs, good ol' English meal lol
Obviously the pan had a certain amount of oil mixed with fat.....my hands slipery from the water......I drop it.
Not really a big deal..until it hits the floor, it could have landed upside down, but nooooo...it COULD have landed right way up but nooooo....it lands on a45 degree angle and promptly bounces and spins.

Fat everywhere, cats in heaven licking any surface they can get too....me voicing some choice words at med-high volume.

It must be Monday, I could never get the hang of Monday's.

 

Well, good that it wasn't hot oil/fat eh?

















Don't ya just love that eh eh?:-D

 

lmao Yeah thanks for that.
The whole "eh" thing irked me for a while but even I do it now lol

*Ned waits for cats to start puking up fat*

 

What time was it when it happened

 

I live in Quebec so it's not that bad here on the 'ehs'. My parents had a tenant that used that so incessantly (like 5 to 10 times in a row) that I got literally uke from hearing that ATT! I don't mind it being used once in a while like any other 'word' but that was excessive! Come to think of it, I won't use it again.

Oh yeah man, fat soaked furballs sounds great! Probably help your Brit compexion from the effects of snow burnt skin!:-D

 

lol Snow burn? thats just mean...........although slightly correct lol
So you're a Frenadian huh? As oppossed to those down here are Engladians :-D

But yes, some people do go waaaaaay OTT with that and they often use it where it makes no sense whatsoever. I call them on it lol, I get away with a lot cos I'm English and everyone thinks I'm Australian

@Tony..... Nope, that......number ain't going to consume this thread too
Although come to think of it, I cook 6 rashers of bacon, 3 eggs and 2 slices of toast......DAMMIT!

 

Hi Ned, they use the "eh" here in Michigan too! I hear it enough, I am doing it too! You are OK, augie, cripe, if I don't hear one "eh" I have to ask, "What happened???" LOL

Oh, Ned, best to get the Vaseline ready, those grease soaked hairballs will be quite plentiful! roflmao roflmao

 

Yep, 1 hairball that looks like an extra from Alien was found on my recliner and some......what I can only describe as fluid from the bowels of satan himself was found on the rug.
Why do they do that? I mean there's 80% wood flooring and they go for my chair and the rug.
Damn cats, should sell them for kebabs lol

 

Is it a least a short-hair cat...? :eek

 

it was 8:11

 

The one who vomits hairballs is long haired and the cat version of Forest Gump, the Female is the puker but she's short hair but generally eats more than she can stomach.

 

I had a long-hair once. Ended up feeding him hair-ball managing food and grooming him twice a day... Absolutely wonderful cat though. Just... hairy.

 

Yep, Iams Indoor cat weight and hairball control.
I just think it was the fat lol he only hawks a furball about once a week.

What a lovely conversation lol

 

My parents have few cats. One is long hair and it falls out and gets all over. But she so old and been with us the longest (and so thin) but we love her anyways. Also the second oldest cat thats been there the second longest is short but he has skin issue where he pulls his hair out and spits it on the floor. The other cat just a man whore and is the meanest cat Ive seen.

 

I have tried many ways, but there is no way to beat eggs cooked on a skillet with bacon grease. Just cant' be beat. :drool

 

the dreaded 11 strikes again

 

Ned call 9'11' or 3'11' next time :eek

 

lol, I'm remember looking at the clock just in case and it was 12.44, so no 11's

Although I woke up this morning at precisely 9:11.
True story.

Edit: Just looked at the clock and it's now 9am, the clock in my bedroom is set 26 or 28 minutes fast (wifes idea) and IT read 9:11 when I woke, WTH??

 

Ya, that's impossible to beat but eggs done in rendered smoked duck fat is right up there too!:drool

Ya, I save all my bacon fat as it lasts forever in the fridge. Just make sure that it's sealed away as the 'fridge smell' can get in.uke