Osama is dead

Osama bin Laden died and went to heaven, where he was met by George Washington, who slapped him in the face and yelled, "How dare you try to destroy the nation I helped create.

Patric Henry then approached and hit him in the nose. After that, James Madison entered and kicked him in the groin. He was followed by an angry Thomas Jefferson,who whacked him with a cane.

The beating continued as John Randolf, James Monroe and 66 other early Americans unleashed there anger on the terrorist leader.

Suddenly, as Osama lay writhing in unbearable pain, an Angel of the Lord appeared.

"This is not what you promised I would recieve," Osama said to the Angel.

"Come on now Osama," the Angel replied, "I told you there would be 72 Virginians waiting for you in Heaven."

 

Hehe.

Funny joke, but my heart leaped in joy when I thought maybe the title was a post that linked to the actual thing.

Oh well

 

I was unaware such violence was permissible in heaven.

 

same here, but then i realized the title would prob. be writtin in caps and have about a million exclamation marks. lol eh oh well

 

those are HIS beliefs, right?

 

very nice joke, i am still laughing, laughing and laughing...........

 

As an Aussie, I ask were all the signers Virginians? No other states represented? Baz

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Pretty sure the Representatives/delegates, or whatever they were called at the time, of all 13 original colonies were signers of the Declaration of Independence.

 

How many signers were there? Baz

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http://www.ushistory.org/declaration/signers/

 

Great link and good info, Jarcher

 

Thanks JA. Guess the "72 Virginians" was a bit of poetic licence. Bazza

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i read this joke in Reader's Digest...

 

So?. It's still a good joke and, as an aside, provided me with info on the signers of the declaration of Independence. Bazza

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But if it isn't, then I wouldn't be happy there, and it's supposed to be Heaven...

 

i didn't say dat it was a bad joke, just sayin that i've seen it...
"72 Virginians"...LOL