Out of the mouths of Babes

I thought this was to cute for the jokes, true or not, funny stuff

A 1st grade school teacher had twenty-six students in her class. She presented each child in her classroom the 1st half of a well-known proverb and asked them to come up with the remainder of the proverb. It's hard to believe these were actually done by first graders. Their insight may surprise you. While reading, keep in mind that these are first-graders, 6-year-olds, because the last one is a classic!


1. Don't change horses
until they stop running.

2. Strike while the
bug is close.

3. It's always darkest before
DaylightSaving Time.

4. Never underestimate the power of
termites.

5. You can lead a horse to water but
How?

6. Don't bite the hand that
looks dirty.

7. No news is
impossible

8. A miss is as good as a
Mr.

9. You can't teach an old dog new
Math

10. If you lie down with dogs,
you'll stink in the morning.

11. Love all, trust
Me.

12. The pen is mightier than the
pigs.

13. An idle mind is
the best way to relax.

14. Where there's smoke there's
pollution.

15. Happy the bride who
gets all the presents.

16. A penny saved is
not much.

17. Two's company,
three's the Musketeers.

18. Don't put off till tomorrow
what you put on to go to bed.

19. Laugh and the whole world
laughs with you,
cry and you'll have to blow your nos.

20. There are none so blind as
Stevie Wonder.

21. Children should be seen and not
spanked or grounded.

22. If at first you don't succeed
get new batteries.

23. You get out of something
only what you
See in the picture on the box

24. When the blind lead the blind
get out of the way.

25. A bird in the hand
is going to poop on you.

And the WINNER and last one!

26. Better late than
Pregnant

 

Good post, Darlene!