Owed Two a Spell Chequer

Owed Two a Spell Chequer

Eye halve a spelling chequer
It came with my pea sea
It plainly marques four my revue
Miss steaks eye kin knot sea.

Eye strike a key and type a word
And weight four it two say
Weather eye am wrong oar write
It shows me strait a weigh.

As soon as a mist ache is maid
It nose bee fore two long
And eye can put the error rite
Its rare lea ever wrong.

Eye have run this poem threw it
I am shore your pleased two no
Its letter perfect awl the weigh
My chequer tolled me sew.

Correct use in BLUE

 

That reminds of something that happened a couple years ago.

I was helping a teacher (my son's class) in the computer room. They were typing some kind of news article, fiction. I noticed how awful the 5th graders' spelling was and asked the teacher if it drove her crazy. No, she said she stresses "inventive spelling" and that the spell checker will correct any mistakes. I was dumbfounded. I bit my tongue. Don't want to sound like one of those hateful Republicans.

 

Lol, reminds me of using voice recognition with word. "No, M-i-s-t-a-k-e, not mist ache!!!". Maybe things have improved since, I dunno.

 

hehe, well, reminds me of a letter and ex wrote me once... it creatively turned every instance of a word into the word "Duck"... and he didnt catch it before giving it to me... I laughed my arse off for YEARS... its still funny... "I want you to sit on my DUCK..."

 

and from now on, everything will go to the ducks........and MG's programs won't SEE IT.........wobbles

 

lets hope not, there are enough duck-heads in the world without giving them an excuse

 

Reminds me of letters my girls' teacher wrote. After persistent corrections, she just replied that if she could spell she wouldn't be teaching 5 year olds. I guess she could only handle 3 letter words. I chose not to reenroll the kids in that school.

 

Speech recognition is fun just say somthing like "adbhbabsd abbhh abhleahallyabr brbabsssala" and it will come up with somthing like "and bald sad adds alphabetically barber"

 

I don't have one, now (she's 11) but, let a baby say something........and see the cream float to the top..........wobbles