Pepito strikes again....

Discussion in 'The Lounge' started by Turcoloco, Feb 4, 2005.

  1. Turcoloco

    Turcoloco MajorGeek

    A grade school teacher in Las Milpas Elementary asked her students to use the word "fascinate" in a sentence. Paulina put up her hand up and said, "My
    family went to my abuelito's farm in Mexico, and we all saw his pet cabrito. It was fascinating."

    The teacher said, "That was good, but I wanted you to use the word
    "fascinate, not fascinating". Gloria shyly raised her hand. She said, "My family went to see las piramides and I was fascinated."

    The teacher said, "Well, that was good Enriqueta, but I wanted you to use the word "fascinate."

    Pepito raised his hand.

    The teacher hesitated so because she had been burned by Pepito before. She finally decided there was no way he could damage the word "fascinate", so she called on him.

    Pepito said, "My tia Lola has a sweater with ten buttons, but her chichis are
    so big she can only fasten eight."

    The teacher cried.

    :) :p :) :p :)
     
  2. Kodo

    Kodo SNATCHSQUATCH

    oh man..
     
  3. Ken3

    Ken3 MajorGeek

    LOL. Turcoloco.... I just noticed that you have a title now. Don't know what is was before though.... :D
     
  4. N5638J

    N5638J Guest

    looks like the great platypus strikes again:p:D:p
     
  5. LostGirls9

    LostGirls9 MajorGeek

    I've had this happen to me before. I cried too :p
     
  6. scorcer

    scorcer ajMro keGe


    Oh, REALLY now, hmmmmmmm :p


    Good one Turc :cool:
     
  7. g1lgam3sh

    g1lgam3sh MajorGeek


    *cough*


    "The teacher cried"

    ;) :cool: :D
     
  8. cindysnoopy

    cindysnoopy Shotgun!


    :rolleyes:......
     
  9. Turcoloco

    Turcoloco MajorGeek

    OMG! I just noticed it too! some evil MG force is trying to make me look bad!
    :rolleyes:
     
  10. mcadam

    mcadam Major Amnesia

    3 guesses who it was....
     
  11. Turcoloco

    Turcoloco MajorGeek

    The post with your guesses will more than likely get removed, possibly get this thread locked and get you banned from MG.....police will come to your house and arrest you and possibly put you in a jail...given your age and being a geek, you will become someone's prison pepito in no time! :p ;)

    ...even after all these my title will probably remain the same! :rolleyes:

    I personally have no idea who he might be ....<Kodo>....ehem... :) :p
     
  12. N5638J

    N5638J Guest

    like i said the great platypus ehem <kodo> did it:p
     
  13. Kodo

    Kodo SNATCHSQUATCH

    I plead the 5th
     
  14. G.T.

    G.T. R.I.P February 4, 2007. You will be missed.

    Just don't drink it all at one time then go driving.
     
  15. Phantom

    Phantom Brigadier Britches

    That gag only works with an American or nothern Eglish accent. Try saying "fasten" with the log 'a', and it just don't sound right. :p
     

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