Preventing the Internet from Devolving...

BlackIce firewall just popped up a warning: "Unknown application detected.. "SNOWBEHIND.EXE"...

"Hmm?.. wonders I...

So I surf, "showbehind.exe".. and I finds this: http://www.auditmypc.com/process/showbehind.asp .


Well.. I ain't got any money... so they can't ever get any of what I dont got... Or hell!.. they can half of what I dont got.. I need my half to not buy anything with...
So it obvious that I really don't need advert trojans in my PC, slowing it down even slower than it already is... thht on that!


So now I gotta do to a major "clean that critter out my machine".. and its babies...

Dam!.. Now I gotta do a full manual-regedit, search and destroy, fer "that little spider's web in the corner"...
Then I gotta run a Find, search and destroy, for the little poopies... It gives me the same feelings as when I stepped in a reddish Stinky! dogshit...

Now I gotta run all my cleaners... Sortof like scraping the poo off yewr shu on the grass, and in puddles.. but you know it never really works.. the smell seems to follow you... Eventually you gotta git yoyrn hans dirdy...
Then surf those related sites to find what other names they got into my machine.. and then do the dern registry and find, searches and destroys, for them too... oh sigh... as if I didn't have anything to do with my time!..
HeY!.. It's easier than formating C...

Just one little mistaker, in downloading something what is dirdy.. and now I gotta do three hours of serious cleanup, for to maintain this antique PC running at peak... I hates it when this happens... I bet you do too...
This crap politics is gonna get the Internet legislated and hellishly regulated.. and we'll all hafto pay per email, to pay for the whole package of legislating and policing, and courting... It's the Internet-Turds who are taking us into that nightmare... maybe it time we figured a way to flush them from the system.. so we won't hafta pay per email... good plan, huh..? Just quit giving them your money.. they'll understand that!.. when they're feeding from them greenbags at the curb.. and grazing in parks, and in farmer's fields and orchards...

All the Internet gorillas should wake up sum.. before they've pulled the Internet into internet-hell, and us any closer to their lives... thht on that!..


Spybot found ten.. A manual regedit found one... Find found 14 entries...
Did I forget anything?..