Product Labels that make you go, Uhmmmmmm

On the back of a bottle of shampoo the directions say to lather, rinse and repeat. Uhmmmmm, so how many times do you repeat?

 

HEHE! Some of the directions on items are really funny, you get a bottle of pills from the pharmacy and the directions read 'to be taken by mouth' like DUH! What it all comes down to with some of these items is that people are stupid and/or they put these directions down (that are common sense) so they can't get their butts sued!

In answer to your question...I guess it depends how dirty your hair is haha!

 

Or until you run out of shampoo.

Here's another one on a tube of Preparation H, the directions state not to be taken orally, Okaayyyy!

 

Hehe! I wonder what would happen if you did take it orally? nah....I don't wanna know!

You can go through your medicine chest and get big laughs reading all the labels! Things are so different today, whether it's for the better? I don't know!

 

http://www.calahouston.org/logwarning.html

LOL

 

Warning: "Fireplace Log May Cause Fire". A,duh! LOL

 

Does it say anything about not sticking it up your butt?

Because somebody might do it.

Steve

 

And others... hillarious!

 

Those are good ones.

 

yeah hehe yawn......

 

I'm sorry... those are not up to par?

 

they were! I'm just tired, lazy day!

 

I take it you are referring to the pills and not the burning log ???

 

Hehe! Anyone ever buy epsom salt? We use it to soak our feet or put it in the bath water. The other day I actually read the directions and do you believe you can mix this stuff with water for a Natural laxative effect? I never knew that! (not that I would, mind you) A product you can bathe in or consume! No warning labels on that product!

 

The warning label on a container of lead airgun pellets, states "This product contains lead." Who who have though that lead pellets contain lead.

 

gee! not me! lol

 

on the bottom of a box it says do not turn upside down

 

You'd think that these companies think that us buyers have the mentality of a 5 year old!

 

Well the warning label on a curling iron says for external use only. I want to meet the person who ..... oh nevermind.

 

haha! The list of stupid labels can go on and on.....

 

< Uhmmmmm, so how many times do you repeat?>
till the soap from all the lather gets in your eyes and you can no longer read the friggin lable is my guess.
wonder if that would work as an excuse for being late to work..."I was washing my hair and it never said to stop"

 

oddly enough, I've seen recipes using bath salts in them, as long as they are made with edible ingredients and not a soap base they are supposed to be safe to consume.
think I'll stick with table salt though.

 

you and me both!