Proverb Of The Day...

When life hands you lemons.. squeeze them in the eye of your enemy :-D

 

Nonsense. When life hands you lemons, slice them and then put a couple of the slices in vodka and ice.

 

If it wasn't painfully difficult, you did it wrong. - Olde New England aphorism...

 

not these!!!
when life hands you lemons, make grape juice the sit back and watch the world wonder how you did it
when life gives you lemons, throw them back and demand chocolate
when life gives you lemons, throw them at stupid people
....rolleyes

 

I'd rather squeeze them in the eye of my enemy :-D

My boss has a sign over the water cooler that says:

If everything seems to be going right, you’ve obviously overlooked something.

 

Good friends are hard to find.
Old friends harder still.
But a good, old friend is rare indeed.

 

"Put your trust in God, but mind to keep your powder dry" -- Oliver Cromwell

 

I was angered, for I had no shoes, then I met a man who had no feet. - Chinese...

 

Beware, the man of one book. - St. Thomas Aquinas...

 

Tell me and I forget. Teach me and I remember. Involve me and I learn. Ben Franklin

 

~ Then I met The Centipede Queen, (Dyamond), and I was.

http://i59.photobucket.com/albums/g309/Zobor/2010_New/centipedes-one-hundred-shoes.jpgLOL

Quote: The soul is dyed the color of its thoughts. Think only on those things that are in line with your principles and can bear the light of day. The content of your character is your choice. Day by day, what you choose, what you think, and what you do is who you become. Your integrity is your destiny ... it is the light that guides your way. ~ Heraclitus

 

In the country of the blind the one-eyed man is king. - Romanian...

 

Yesterday is history. Tomorrow is a mystery. And today? Today is a gift. That's why we call it the present. ~Babatunde Olatunji

 

Nothing looks so like a man of sense as a fool who holds his tongue. - German...

 

Lady discovers her husband was having an affair. Her mother’s words of wisdom were
“You need a hack to spare the hunter”

 

When you meet a man, judge him by his clothes; when you leave a man, judge him by his heart. - Russian...

 

If you are standing upright, don't worry if your shadow is crooked. - Chinese...

 

He that boasts of his own knowledge proclaims his ignorance. - Eskimo...

 

Wize mouse nests in cats ear

 

Better the coldness of a friend than the sweetness of an enemy. - Irish...

 

A canoe does not know who is king - when it turns over, everyone gets wet. - Madagascar...

 

Alcohol does not make you FAT - it makes you LEAN.... against tables, chairs, floors, walls and ugly people. :-D

 

Haha!! ¦)

 

roflmaoroflmao Like the bit about the ugly people, we call that wearing beer goggles ! Because they get better looking the more you drink ! :-D

 

to TimW
Did you notice that the one who started that even thanked MA?

 

From the military.

"Thank you, Sir. May I please have another?"

 

I like the way bigbazza slipped in his own shot, by listing Q-Dir in his MG Front Page thread.

:-D:-D

 

Thanks for pointing that out, Caliban.
I seldom :-o check that page, so I totally missed that.

 

When you were born, you cried and the world rejoiced. Live your life so that when you die, the world cries and you rejoice. - Cherokee...

 

Old Ned :-D

 

The inevitability of inevitability is inevitable
Someone

 

You never test the depth of a river with both feet.

 

"It can always get worse." --Mimsy's work environment lately...

 

No one saves us but ourselves. No one can and no one may. We ourselves must walk the path.

 

Young people tell what they are doing, old people what they have done and fools what they wish to do. - French...

 

Better remain silent and be thought a fool, than to open ones mouth and dispel all doubt

 

We can wait 1000 years. - Russian...

[My note: that's a scary thought!]

 

He who scratches Butt, get smelly finger....:flip

 

Wisdom and serenity should not unduly weigh down a person. - Kashmiri...

 

Don't seek reality, just put an end to opinions. - Sheng-ts'an...

 

Friends are like fiddle strings, they must not be screwed too tight. - English...

 

If a job is worth doing it is worth doing well.

 

One finger cannot lift a pebble. - Hopi...

 

Good Ol' Ned.

 

A wise man once said:

Wish in one hand, and :crap in the other.

Let me know what fills up first...

 

If you have one finger pointing at somebody, you have three pointing towards yourself. - Nigerian...

 

Attack is the best form of defence