Proverb Of The Day...

1) Don't byte off more than you can view.
2) What boots up must come down.
3) Too many clicks spoil the browse.
4) A chat has nine lives.
5) Fax is stranger than fiction.
6) Know what to expect before you connect.

Yahoo! :-D

Cheers..

 

See a pin and pick it up, all the day you'll have good luck; see a pin and let it lie, bad luck you'll have all day

 

"What can change the nature of a man?"

From Planescape: Torment.

 

A calm sea does not make a skilled sailor

 

Seems I've stepped on a whole Haberdashery of bad luck pins, then.rolleyes

 

Obstacles are a natural part of life, just as boulders are a natural part of the course of the river. The river does not complain or get depressed because there are boulders in its path. - I Ching...

 

Wise men store up knowledge, but the mouth of a fool invites ruin. Proverbs 10:14 (NIV).

 

May it be when darkness falls, your heart will be true . . .

 

May you live in interesting times. - Chinese curse...

 

Rapidly up the stream.
Hurry,hurry,hurry
You're about to scream.


(heading towards the falls Tim.)

 

... underneath the stream
ha ha fooled you
i'm a submarine

 

Luck sometimes visits a fool, but never sits down with him. - German...

 

See all, hear all say nowt
Eat all drink all pay nowt
Old Northhumberian saying

 

Two waterfalls do not hear each other. - Gikuyu...

 

A brave man dies once, a coward many times. - Somali...

 

See a pin and pick it up, and all day long you'll have a pin.

 

You can't wake a person who is pretending to be asleep. - Navajo...

 

If there are two guys in an elevator and someone farts, you both know who did it.

 

We don't see things as they are, we see things as we are. - The Talmud...

 

The man who says it can't be done should not interrupt the person doing it. - Chinese...

 

All men have their price.
The incorruptible man has the highest price of all

 

impossible is nothing!
lol....:-D:-D:-D

 

A cat may go to a monastery, but she still remains a cat. - Ethiopian...

 

This ones good if ya have an Ugly girl friend

Beauty is Only a Light Switch Away............

 

Any time means no time

 

Old age is not as honorable as death, but most people want it. - Crow...

 

Hear all see all ,say now't
Eat all, drink all,pay now't
And if ever tha does owt for now't,
Always do it for thee'sen.

Yorkshire man's prayer

 

You can always tell a Yorkshireman,
But you cannot tell him much. :-D

dave

 

Yorkshire born,
Yorkshire bred,
strong in th'arm,
weak in th'ead,

 

For want of a nail the shoe was lost; for want of a shoe the horse was lost; and for want of a horse the man was lost

 

The seagull thinks it is an act of kindness to give the fish a lift in the air. - Mexican...

 

Don't give anyone a job to do, that you wouldn't do yourself.

 

You can get everything you want if you help enough others get what they want. (Zig Ziglar)

 

If someone steps on your toes, break his friggin feet - Brooklyn

 

Beware of the man who does not talk, and the dog that does not bark. - Cheyenne...

 

Because thats when you know you've gone stone deaf ! :-D :-D :-D

 

Count all hours lost which are not accompanied by a worthy deed

 

I'm sorry, but I have to call BS on this one.

There are few better ways to spend an hour than relaxing in a sunny spot with just the right level of warm on you, with a cat sleeping curled up against you and your favorite music playing in the background.

Relaxing is an art.

 

Call the bear 'uncle' till you are safe across the bridge. - Romanian...

 

Mims, I had guessed you would have a cat for a pet! Beautiful :drool, a Little Scary rolleyes and Independent - just like yourself :-D who or what is BS

 

BS = Bull Shit

And I have two cats, who spend the mornings following me from room to room, trying to convince me I should feed them a second breakfast.

 

Mims.

Non Nobis Nati Sumus

 

Or to quote in full:-

Non nobis solum nati sumus ortusque nostri partem patria vindicat, partem amici
: ("We are not born, we do not live for ourselves alone; our country, our friends, have a share in us") ~ Cicero De Officiis, 1:22

 

A journey of a thousand miles begins with a single step

 

Do not blame God for having created the tiger, but thank Him for not having given it wings. - Indian...

 

Haha! Good one - set the tone for my whole day...