Smoothhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

It is 90 plus in Arizona today... the unforgiving sun, intense rays baking my flesh, the hot sand stinging me, throat parched, water, water, Oh wait, bourbon, smoothhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh :-D
Sorry, I'm bored today, MG helped me get the daughters puter fixed and now here I sit... boringggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggg
:-D

 

I'll gladly trade your 90F for my 40F. Or maybe we could meet somewhere in the middle, which would put us at least somewhat near normal temperatures for this time of year so the ice will finally melt off my porch.

 

Brrrrrrrrrrrrrrr... Michigan... :wave... I'd like something in the middle too Sgt... I can hardly stand the heat anymore... 90 now in March and I'm sure shooting to 120 at the peak in July/August... :cry

 

Nothing like a good shot of bourbon after a long day. I can't tolerate water in mine, so I keep my glass in the freezer. :-D

 

Are you sure you're not in Perth, bdelapp?

 

Dry heat? Sure. So is a blast furnace.

I want to win the lottery. Then I'm moving out of Michigan as fast as my new jet can carry me. I think I'll buy an island. Maybe Cuba.

 

Hi David... but bourbon does have the ability to help me tolerate the heat.. especially while I'm floating in the pool on a raft under the shade of one of these weeds they call trees here...

Triaxx... when you purchase Cuba, let us know. I do expect you will reopen the casinos and dance clubs??? :-D

Fred... glass and bourbon in the freezer... brrrrrrr... smoooottttttttthhhhh

You're correct Tim... a dry heat... lol... I asked a friend who rides bikes HOW he wear leathers out here and he told me if he didn't the wind can be so hot it literally blisters after a day of riding... OUCH

By the way gang, I've drank most of the bests there are, and if you're looking for a great bourbon for an incredibly reasonable price, try Ezra Brooks..

 

Definitely. First order of business, after food, and water. Naturally.

 

As David said alcohol dehydrates you which is bad but it also increases blood flow to your extremities which makes you feel warmer so I don't know how it can help you tolerate heat.This effect is just a trick though you ain't actually warmer the warmth you feel is the heat from your body leaving,your core body temperature actually drops so in that respect it could help your body cool down I guess.

I dunno about heat but I think being wasted makes everything more tolerable:-D

I'm pretty sure it makes being sober more tolerable...

 

Ever heard of whiskey rocks? Won't dilute whatever you use to pollute. :wine

 

I agree!!!!! it was snowing this morning for crying out loud :cry

 

What are those, abandoned pet rocks with a love of bourbon? :-D I have seen them. Just the glass in the freezer gets my drink to the right temp for me.