So I'm trying to get my son to sleep...

Discussion in 'The Lounge' started by Kodo, May 30, 2006.

  1. Kodo

    Kodo SNATCHSQUATCH

    and I let one rip.. and I mean a real juicy, oops I crapped my pants kind of fart and both my son (almost 3 years old) and I start cracking up.. he sits up and says.. "Good one daddy! that was a good one".. and we start cracking up even harder.. so then he lets one rip.. and we both start laughing harder..

    oh man.. and women wonder why farting always makes guys laugh.. well, there's your answer :)
     
  2. Matacumbie

    Matacumbie Rocky Top

    Special moments......

    I knew you were a good dad Kodo. ;)

    Steve
     
  3. G.T.

    G.T. R.I.P February 4, 2007. You will be missed.

    LOL. Definitely a chip off the old block.
     
  4. Phantom

    Phantom Brigadier Britches

    Ah well, you know what they say, the family that 'cuts the cheese' together, stays together. ;)

    Nothing like a mutual passing of wind to pass the time. Treasured memories! :D.

    "Kodo says: Mr. Hanky is your friend. Smell his breath!" :D
     
  5. Insomniac

    Insomniac Billy Ray Cyrus #1 Fan

    There's nothing like a fart to bring a father and son closer. :)
     
  6. Kodo

    Kodo SNATCHSQUATCH

    or farther depending on the blast radius :D
     
  7. Gensuknives

    Gensuknives Grand pooty-meister

    Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh........memories of the old "Just pull my finger, son" routine............. lol. Write all those down, KodoSan, cuz when you're MY age, you tend to forget some of the funnier times.

    Looks like the apple don't fall far from the tree.........
     
  8. reznor

    reznor Private E-2

    aww thats real sweet right there, warms the cockles of this Irish boy - reminds me of some of the magic moments between me and my nephew
     
  9. rogvalcox

    rogvalcox MajorGeek

    Aaaaawww...there's nothing like those special bonding moments!!!!

    I hope we have a boy (Nov. 12th BTW) so me and the boy can proceed to drive mommy nuts!!!!:) :) :) :)

    Roger
     
  10. Kodo

    Kodo SNATCHSQUATCH

    You too eh! :) congrats!!
    My son and I just love driving mommy nutz.. it's how we relax :D

    My second child is due December 19th :D
     
  11. Insomniac

    Insomniac Billy Ray Cyrus #1 Fan

    Your son is going to go far in life, one of the hardest things to master is fart on demand.

    I've been trying for years to no avail.

    Please teach him to use his power wisely, and explain how lucky and special he is. :)
     
  12. rogvalcox

    rogvalcox MajorGeek

    Well congrats to you too!!!!

    Just think...if you have another boy...you can get a whole flatulant symphony goig!!!!:eek: :eek: :) :)

    Roger
     
  13. mcadam

    mcadam Major Amnesia

    Heh, brilliant!

    Friend of mine has a method of doing it, you...... PM me for the rest - it's not reaaaaally suitable for forum! ;)
     
  14. Majin Joku

    Majin Joku Private E-2

    And to think in 9 glorious months i'll be playing with my baby and ripping them.. Ahhh family ties...
     
  15. Kodo

    Kodo SNATCHSQUATCH

    Well, congrats to you too! :D
    I tell you, when they can start talking.. the fun just piles up! My son was jabbering at just before he turned 1. He now knows his entire alphabet, can count to 25.. can add simple numbers like 1+1, and 1+2 etc.. and he speaks extremely well for a (almost) 3 year old.

    The best part though is that he can spot a Corvette (various years) by the tail lights alone! .. mustangs too! man.. he's going to be my race car driver for sure! :D
     
  16. Majin Joku

    Majin Joku Private E-2

    yeah my child can learn how to read and count the way i did..... Change the channel on the TV counting down from well now its like 90000 channels and watch wheel of fortune and jeopardy. I have to admit i love things that spin and produce money
     

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