Some Great Canadian Inventions, Eh!

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Did you know that some Canadians know how to invent stuff? Although its rare it happens to be true!

Some of these inventions include:

>Dental Mirrors (hard to believe someone had to invent it)

>Five Pin Bowling (ok)

>Green Plastic Garbage Bags (Mental note..I must take out the garbage soon.)

>Goalie Mask (obviously!)

>Jolly Jumpers!! (Possibly the most important thing!)

>Muskol ( Could'a used some of that last summer in Ontario)

>Paint Roller ( For Slackers )

>Retractable Beer Carton Handle (works for me!)

>Snowblower (Medical breakthrough with this one)

>Snowmobile (Main Canadian source of transportation!)

>Stanley Cup (Go Vancouver!!)

>Telephone (A ladies best friend)

>And the last on this page......Machine Gun Tracer Bullet. (Very handy)

Of course there are way more, but these list off Canadian essentials we take for granted every day. There is one more worth mentioning and thats Pizza Telephone computer delivery services. Now we all take that for granted!

Jazagod.
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A Canucks fan on the East coast. Also, Whata are you doing with your Jolly Jumper?

 

Canada invented Celine Dion. You still wonder why we want to tighten up the borders?

 

Looks like you left the barn door open then. I would also like to thank you for taking in Alex Trebek, Howie Mandell, the Thicke brothers Alan and Todd, Tom Green etc. It solved our problems. Now if you would only buy our softwood lumber.

 

The invention is great,the problem is the amount of canadians who took pucks to the face before it was invented

 

Alex Trebek okay, Howie Mandell maybe, but you can have Tom Green. I have no Idea who the Thicke brothers are.

Canada is responsible for the robot arm on the shuttle. It's one hell of a back-scratcher during those longs days of mission planning meetings, and deals a fair poker hand too!

 

Pamela Anderson: made in Canada, Butt I think her Boobs are from LA

 

She's currently in Vegas. Now we gotta tighten up the borders...