Star Trek Humor Thread

Post it here folks. I know you all are a bunch of Star Trek dorks like myself.


Top Ten Bumper Stickers for the Enterprise

1. Our other starship separates into THREE pieces!
   
2. One photon torpedo can ruin your whole day...think about it.
   
3. HONK if you've slept with Commander Riker!
   
4. Guns don't kill people, Mark VII phaser rifles do.
   
5. Zero to warp 9.7 in 3 seconds!
   
6. CAUTION! We have a trigger-happy Klingon at tactical!
   
7. If you can read this...don't you think you're a wee bit too close?
   
8. Have you hugged a Ferengi Today?
   
9. Wesley on board!
   
10. We break for cubes.

 

Your Starship Captain might be a redneck if....

• Your shuttlecraft has been up on blocks for over a month
• He paints flames and a NRA sticker on the warp nacelles
• You have a shuttle called "Billy Joe Bob"
• He refers to Klingons as "Critters"
• He refers to Photon Torpedoes as "Popguns"
• He has the sensor array repaired with a bent coathanger and aluminum foil
• He installs a set of bullhorns on the front of the saucer section
• He says "Got your ears on, good buddy" instead of "open hailing frequencies"
• He hangs fuzzy dice over the viewscreen
• He rewires his communicator into his belt buckle
• He keeps a six-pack under his command chair and a gun rack above it
• He says "Yee-Ha!" instead of "Engage"
• He has a hand-tooled holster for his phaser
• He insists on calling his executive officer "Bubba"
• He sets the fore viewscreen to reruns of "Bassmaster"
• He programs the food replicator for beer, ribs, and turnip greens
• He paints the starship John Deere green
• He refers to a Pulsar as a "Blue Light Special"
• He refers to the Mutara Nebula as a "swamp"
• His moonshine is stronger than Romulan Ale
• He sings "Lucille" instead of "Kathleen"
• His idea of dress uniform is CLEAN bib overalls
• He wears mirrored shades on the Bridge
• His idea of a "gas giant" is that big ol' XO Bubba after a meal of beans and weenies
• he sets phaser to "Cajun"

 

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Star Trek online hehe

http://www.youtube.com/watch?edit=vd&v=hIuPWk3gUug

 

Microsoft: What do you want to reinstall today?

Geek Alert :-D

 

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Hmmm...Why am I not surprised.:innocent

 

Yeah, but pretty hard to do with pneumonia and a few dislocated vertebrae. Been two weeks now - need more Zzzz! .:tired

 

That sucks never had any bones broken in my life.

You think that's bad try having all of your teeth pulled while your fully awake.
With out any nova cane or lita cane.and a abscess tooth at the same time.:-D

Only thing about having soft teeth they break too easy.

 

And, would somebody please close that door...

 

I've posted this before.
Not terribly funny, but Spock's retort is one of my favorites.

Star Trek: "The Ultimate Computer" - Spock and McCoy Banter

M-5 multitronic unit