Stupid computer

Why oh why do people always blame the computer when things go wrong,
Class today.

It’s copied it in the wrong place, It’s lost all my work, I’m sure I didn’t, I’m sure I did, I think I have, It keeps deleting things, I hate it its stupid.

Madam! Its not a woman, Its logical

 

If you don't understand it, kill it.

Its a rash philosophy but it keeps us alive as a species.:cool

 

Is that the rumblings of a storm I hear? Or ten thousand outraged women bearing down on tony?
Stay inside. Lock the doors. Put on a dress and a wig if you have to.

 

LOL, I'll stay away from the dresses and just watch the carnage to come!:-D

 

The old saying, "A poor workman(woman) blames his tools comes to mind . I gotta admit though, sometimes the computer I'm working on does seem to take on a malevolent mind of it's own. ~ Or maybe I'm just Paranoid???.... 0_o.

 

Mine too,especially with windows 7 buffering stuff to memory all the time and downloading updates every 5 mins.Mine even turned itself on the in the middle of night a few weeks ago while I was asleep,I almost shit a brick.

We just have to accept we're not all as smart and logical as Tony?

We, as in me and quote

:-D

 

I'm actually very logical, almost too much sometimes LOL


but if should you cross me on a day when I'm feelin some type of way, logic goes out the window and I.will.rip.your.head.off. :-D

 

Carnage, as requested. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vMqSmiC_xHg

 

I'd reply. If in dought. Just format C: drive and your troubles will be over. Then buy a large note book to write things down.

 

Either, I have faild badly or Mimsy is no longer with us :-D

 

usually it's totally my fault when i screw something up.. but I had this weird issue where there was something wrong with the way the computer was reading the input on my optical mouse and it did some straight crazy things

And the power supply totally soldered itself to my motherboard... so didn't do that myself Ask CP, he got stuck fixing it.

 

Since I can't attach a .wav file, this will have to do.

Dale Gribble : Computers

 

Over the years i have had numerous problems with PC and without exception it is Bill Gates fault for designing such a logical OS that only interprets my input.

If you put :crap in :crap come out. :-D

 

That's so true:cool Computers have been simplified so much regular people like us can now use them.FGS we control the most ingenious, complex thing man has ever created with three buttons and movey thing.:-D

 

Just a thought, what gender would you attribute to a PC :confused

 

SURE!! Men love computers as they do exactly what men want on the fly. :-D Women do not follow the men's commands immediately and that irks the men.

 

Yeah and they can become very bitchy...(glitchy sorry!!)... too :-D:-D

 

"Experienced" men have come to recognized that as being a Woman. :-D

From the Star Trek episode, "Nomad":
Nomad, referring to Uhura: "This unit is a mass of conflicting impulses"
Spock: "That 'unit' is a woman"

Bitch! rolleyes :-D

Charo, from "The Concorde .. Airport '79"

"Oh, please don't misconscrew me!"

 

Of course they are, most things people build are temperamental at the least!rolleyes

 

It would be kinda weird stroking the mast of your 30 foot yacht and saying "He's a good ship Bill."

:-D

 

Just a bit worried about Rikky stroking something 30ft and called BIll :-D

 

Don't worry,typical Friday night.:-D