Sum up your life in code

This should be obvious. I did this on some other forum. Everyone needs to sup up there life using a computer language.

PHP:

if ($usernamename == "zDawg32"){
 $_GET["action"] = null; //i know that's inaccurate, but read it out loud.
$rejection = true;
}


 

I can't program but

1R+0W=1

1R X 80Y =80RY 'hopefully'

80Y X 0W = 0YW

R - 80 = Lonely Dead Rikky

Where R=Rikky
W=Women
Y=years

:-D

 

select *
from job
join location loc where job.jobID = loc.jobID
join jobDescription jd where job.jobID = jd.jobID
where
job.pay >> povertyline and
job.satisfaction <> 'I want to die' and
loc.location <> hellHole and
jd.Description in ('programming', 'development', 'c#', 'vbscript', 'java', 'object oriented');

 

Code:

if(name == 'Burning_Monkey')
{
    if(!employed)
    {
        if(!newDay)
        {
            doNewJobSearch();
            applyForJobs();
            callPreviousApplicationLocations(now()-days(7));
            try
            {
                doNotGetDepressed();
            }
            catch(Exception e)
            {
                if(e.ToString().LowerCase() == 'depressed')
                {
                    newDay = true;
                    quit;
                }
            }
            newDay = false;
        }
    }
}

 

Mine -

 

If I actually knew any code, this would be easier for me. LOL

 

http://www.midnightcarnival.info/images/bsod.gif

 

Wait! I know! :hyper

The Sith Code. :innocent

 

var myLife=Kodo.History.Where(c=>c.Life!=null && c.Life==Life.NothingButWin).ToList().ForEach(m=>{
//display all pure win moments
Console.WriteLine(m.PureWin.ToLife());
});

 

According to 'Geek Code':-

Code:

GAT > d+ s+ :+ a++ a?/ C++ UL++++ P+++ E- W++ N- o+ ++ K- w+ O--- M- V PS+ PE  Y+ PG P+ t+ 5+ X R t v+ b+ DI+ D+ G- e++++ h  r  y+

Hurumph!...:confused

 

http://www.filedump.net/dumped/syntaxerror1280814545.png

 

I thought that was cool, so I decided to try it... with slightly different results. :-D


http://lookpic.com/d2/i2/1563/Pb0rFFcW.png

 

01001001 00100000 01110111 01101001 01101100 01101100 00100000 01101011 01101001 01101100 01101100 00100000 01111001 01101111 01110101 00100000 01100001 01101100 01101100 00101110 00101110 00101110 00100000 01001101 01110101 01100001 01101000 01100001 01101000 01100001 01101000 01100001

 

- --- -.. .- -.-- .. .----. .-.. .-.. -... . .-- .. - - -.-- --..-- -.-. .... .- .-. -- .. -. --. .- -. -.. . .-.. . --. .- -. - .-.-.- --- .-. -- .- -.-- -... . .. .----. .-.. .-.. ... .- -.-- ..- -- .- .-.. --- - .- -. -.. - .-. .. .--. --- ...- . .-. - .... .. -. --. ... .- ... ..- ... ..- .- .-..

ok so maybe the wrong type of code, but i'm with laura otherwise

 

todayi'llbewitty,charmingandelegant.ormaybei'llsayumalotandtripoverthingsasusual

 

heyy!! i could have put spaces in, but cba with the 7 spaces after each word.... wasn't really expecting anyone to translate it so congrats zdawg, bet you googled it

 

Nope I take Morse Code in school.

 

Now there's a lost skill of mine. I don't do ham radio anymore so I'm out of the scene. Does it still take proficiency in Morse to get a license? Oh, and props to your school for teaching it. You side winding yet there Dawg?

 

...it was a joke xD But there is a morse code club, which I don't understand.

 

Communicating with the world on low power, no internet or cell around. Read the wiki pages if you wish. I found it fun but then we didn't have all this 40+ years ago either.

 

My code machine is b
r
o
k
arggh !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Beatch ! :-D