Technical Support Needed

Dear Technical Support,
18 months ago, I upgraded to Girlfriend 1.0 from DrinkingBuddies 4.2, which I had used for years without any trouble. However, there are apparently conflicts between these two products and the only solution was to try and run Girlfriend 1.0 with the sound turned off. To make matters worse, Girlfriend 1.0 is incompatible with several other applications, such as BoysNightOut 3.1, Football 4.5, and Playboy 6.9. Successive versions of Girlfriend proved no better. I eventually tried to run Girlfriend 1.0 and Girlfriend 1.2 at the same time, only to discover that when the two systems detected each other they caused severe damage to my hardware. I eventually upgraded to Fiancee 1.0, only to discover that this product soon had to be upgraded further to Wife 1.0. While Wife 1.0 tends to use up all my available resources, it does come bundled with FreeSexPlus, and Cleanhouse2005. Shortly after this up grade, however, I found that Wife 1.0 could be very unstable and costly to run. Any mistakes I made were stored in Wife 1.0's memory and could not be deleted. They then resurfaced months later when I had forgotten about them. Wife 1.0 also has an automatic Diary, Explorer and Email filter, and can, without warning, launch TurboStrop and MultiWhinge. These latter products have no Help files, and I have to try to guess what the problem is. Additional problems are that Wife 1.0 needs updating regularly, requiring ShoeShop Browser and Hairstyle Express which needs to be reinstalled every other week. Also, when Wife 1.0 attaches itself to my Saab93 Convertible hard drive, it often crashes. Wife 1.0 also comes with an irritating pop-up called MotherInLaw, which can't be turned off. Recently I've been tempted to install Mistress2003, but there could be problems. A friend of mine has alerted me to the fact that if Wife 1.0 detects Mistress 2003, it tends to delete all of your Money before uninstalling itself.
Help requested please?

Yours Sincerely
A Troubled Soul (author unknown)

 

Hey, mine didn't even come with Cleanhouse 2005!!!

And apparently FreeSexPlus was only a trial version which expired after one year.


-Steve