Ten Thoughts to Ponder for 2005

Friend sent me this. Think about it a moment.


Number 10 - Life is sexually transmitted.


Number 9 - Health is merely the slowest possible rate at which one can
die.


Number 8 - Men have two emotions:
Hungry and Horny. If you see him without an erection, make him a
sandwich!


Number 7 - Give a person a fish and you feed them for a day; teach a
person to use the Internet and they won't bother you for weeks.


Number 6 - Some people are like a Slinky..... not really good for
anything, but you still can't help but smile when you see one tumble down
the stairs.


Number 5 - Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday, lying in
hospitals Dying of nothing.


Number 4 - All of us could take a lesson from the weather. It pays no
attention to criticism.


Number 3 - Why does a slight tax increase cost you two hundred dollars
and a substantial tax cut saves you thirty cents?


Number 2 - In the 60's, people took acid to make the world weird. Now
the world is weird and people take Prozac to make it normal.


AND THE NUMBER 1 THOUGHT FOR 2005:
We know exactly where one cow with mad-cow-disease is located among the
millions and millions of cows in America but we haven't got a clue as to
where thousands of illegal immigrants and terrorists are located. Maybe we
should put the Department of Agriculture in charge of immigration (now here's a thought).

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How about this.......

Cars are everchanging and a good mechanic can keep up with it, but the human body has been the same for hundreds of years and doctors still don't much about it!!!!

Roger

 

Well, for your sake, don't get them confused when you need your rear-end greased

 

Bwahahahaha!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

I take issue with this one. Sometimes when I'm pretending to be a sundial, I also want a sandwich.