The Adventures of Flat Tim

Finally, something to replace zombo.com as my link of choice.

Send me one, I'll try to sneak him into the payload bay of Atlantis or Discovery

 

Four years I've been on this site, and you'd think you'd get the name right. Oh well, you spell it "Abbey", so would could I expect.


Got it CP...give me a few days to plan some covert ops, probably near the end of the week

 

He's in Cranbrook. He's gonna be a handy man on my bathroom reno

 

And I thought it was going to be about M.A. moving into a new apartment (flat).

Congrats Tim! You now live in Perth, too! (It not THAT scary a place, honest!)

 

Imagine how many you would sell if you had a Flat Tim T-Shirt?

 

3 Aussie replies in a row.
Flat Tim will be available for the next cyclone to come to Cairns. Bazza

 

LOL, Flat Tim really does like to travel.

Wish my camera was hooked up, I'd get him to visit Aus.

 

Well, Tim has finally made ot to my back yard. <*Shudder!>

I'll see how long it takes Jim to put his latest voyage up.

 

Yer welcome mate!

First Aust. entry, and it had to come from a guy that's an Anglo-American, c'mon guys, LoL!

Sadly, it's late Fall here and it was nearly sunset, so Flat Timmay, may have got a bit chilly, since ya drew him nekid - Heh, heh! I was tempted to draw some yeller shorts on him, but you might not have recognised Flat Tim with his clothes on.

There are some nice Gum trees in the background for him to hide in, though.

 

My printer is screwed, but next time I go past the library, Flat Tim will be visiting Sydney.

Can't wait.

 

Yeah, an 18 hour flight is a bit much for anyone.

Pity though, you would love it here.

 

Yep, Aussies are usually a very friendly bunch. One of things that have kept me here for longer than any other place I've been.

Tim, if you ever do make it over here, in the west (in person, I mean). I'm always good for free lodging, and the Tour guide bit. Let me know beforehand if/when and I'll pick ya up at the skeery airport, LoL! There's actually a lot of very pretty places out here.

And yup - the vast majority of Aussies are awesome to hang with.

 

could I get the name of your uuggghhhmmm supplier cause u goota be on somthin good!

 

He needs some Cruise Wear.

Steve

 

And a Pittsburgh Steelers hat maybe??? ohh maybe not??

 

Yep, 'coz of the size of OZ, a lot of tourists miss out on the Western side of OZ.

A bit like visiting the west coast of the USA and never going to the east coast (New York, etc.).

The west has some great tourist spots like the Kimberleys, Broome, etc.

You gotta come to Cairns, of course. The 18 hour flight is a bummer though as it goes through diffent time zones and the body clock gets confused.

Hope to see you and/or the missus, in OZ sometime. Bazza

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It's limerick time!


His name was Flat Tim, and boy was he Flat,

An adventurous globetrotter, who knew where it was at,

He was an Internet and radio star,

Who just bought a flashy new car,

So he could pick up his burger and onion rings, STAT!

 

Well, I printed out 'Flat Tim' and took him in the Skywalk here in Des Moines.
Before I could snap a pic of him with the nice man that runs the 'Soft Pretzel' stand Flat Tim gave him a paper cut...(good thing I carry Band-Aids) I don't believe 3D Tim would ever have done something like that!
Flat Tim also does NOT like Water or Fire.
You're A-OK in MY book, 3D Tim!
Don't let anybody change you!!

Toni

 

I hope you didn't hurt Flat Tim?

 

Flat Tim finally made to my place this morning! He had a burger, a couple of cold ales, then a ciggy.

It was great having him over.

Food tastes better, even clothes fit better.

I feel more complete as a person, and my friends say I'm nicer to be around.

Thank you for everything Flat Tim, you're the Flattest!


*If you ain't flat, you ain't all that*

 

do you want a pic from hawaii? i feel that this is a bit of a take off of the travelling knome, but if it makes someone happy...

 

Anyone remember Hawaii-Five-O ?

Book 'em Danno!

 

please please dont judge hawaii from that aweful, aweful Dog programme. thats not hawaii, thats just some idiot that made a fool of himself in mexico. dont know why he has a tele programme. makes other people feel like a success in their own lives, once the've seen him, no doubt!

 

*cough* .....

 

ill see what i can do.

 

Gotchya email the other day. Thanks, Jim. I'll be a waiting on the Kangaroo postal service over the next few weeks. .


Someone (my daughter) left a half eaten Mars Bar on flat Tim, so now he has some unsightly brown stains on him near the waistline. Brown stains? Hmmm, or did he just get a little over excited with all this travel??, LoL!

Maybe it was the volcano threat that did it.

 

I'm really upset that some of you guys are hurting and abusing FlatTim.

 

Wait 'til you see what's coming.

 

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