The Cow, an Ant and an Old Fart

Discussion in 'The Lounge' started by Bob D., May 22, 2012.

  1. Bob D.

    Bob D. Majorgeeks official old fart

    A cow, an ant and an old fart are debating on
    who is the greatest of the three of them.


    The cow said, "I give 20 quarts of milk every
    day and that's why I am the greatest!"


    The ant said, "I work day and night, summer
    and winter, I can carry 52 times my own
    weight and that's why I am the greatest!"





















    Why are you scrolling down? It's your turn

    to say something... :-D
     
    Bob D., May 22, 2012
    #1
  2. Nedlamar

    Nedlamar MajorGeek

    "Well Mr.Ant, I can boil a kettle and Mr.Cow I have a BBQ, that makes me the greatest"

    :-D
     
    Nedlamar, May 22, 2012
    #2
  3. sibeer

    sibeer MajorGeek

    You realise you're admitting to being an old fart Ned?:-D
     
    sibeer, May 22, 2012
    #3
  4. oma

    oma MajorGeek

    What makes me an old fart is that I did outlive every cow and ant in years. ;)
     
    oma, May 22, 2012
    #4
  5. Phantom

    Phantom Brigadier Britches

    Phantom, May 23, 2012
    #5

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