The Halloween Costume Party

Halloween Party

A couple was invited to a swanky costume Party. She got a terrible
headache and told her husband to go to the party alone. He being a
devoted husband protested, but she argued and said she was going to take
some aspirin and go to bed, and there was no need of his good time being
spoiled by not going.

So he took his costume and away he went. The wife, after sleeping
soundly for about an hour, awakened without pain and, as it was still
early, decided to go the party.

Since her husband did not know what her costume was, she thought she
would have some fun by watching her husband to see how he acted when she
was not with him.

She joined the party and soon spotted her husband cavorting around on
the dance floor, dancing with every nice chick he could, and copping a
little feel here and a little kiss there. His wife sidled up to him and
being a rather seductive babe herself, he left his current partner high
and dry and devoted his time to the new babe that had just arrived. She
let him go as far as he wished , naturally, since he was her husband.

Finally, he whispered a little proposition in her ear and she agreed, so
off they went to one of the cars and had a little bang. Just before
unmasking at midnight, she slipped away, went home, put the costume away
and got into bed, wondering what kind of explanation he would make for
his behavior.

She was sitting up reading when he came in, and she asked what kind of a
time he had. He said: 'Oh, the same old thing. You know I never have a
good time when you're not there.'

'Did you dance much?'

I'll tell you, I never even danced one dance. When I got there, I met
Pete, Bill Brown and some other guys, so we went into the den and played
poker all evening. But you're not going to believe what happened to the
guy I loaned my costume to......'

 

Heard that last week - brilliant one

 

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