The Times You Wish You Had a Camera

I kid you not.


I drove past some chump on a bicycle.....with spinners.


You heard me right. A bicycle. Spinners.

As the years go on, the movie Idiocracy seems more and more likely to be what the future holds.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hGg219Xq9RY

 

Oh wait.


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7L498hXXKF4&NR=1

Narrator: As the 21st century began, human evolution was at a turning point. Natural selection, the process by which the strongest, the smartest, the fastest, reproduced in greater numbers than the rest, a process which had once favored the noblest traits of man, now began to favor different traits. Most science fiction of the day predicted a future that was more civilized and more intelligent. But as time went on, things seemed to be heading in the opposite direction. A dumbing down. How did this happen? Evolution does not necessarily reward intelligence. With no natural predators to thin the herd, it began to simply reward those who reproduced the most, and left the intelligent to become an endangered species.
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Frito: Yah I know this place pretty good, I went to law school here.
Pvt. Joe Bowers: In Costco?
Frito: Yah I couldn't believe it myself, luckily my dad was an alumnus and pulled some strings.

 

"Rent-A-Wheel" Need i say more?

 

I try not to record idiocy, because then I can pretend it's not as prolific as it actually is. I tape things like cute kids and my kitten terrorizing my older cats.