The World's Shortest Fairy Tale

World's Shortest Fairy Tale:

Once upon a time, a guy asked a girl, 'Will you marry me?'

The girl said, 'NO!'

And the guy lived happily ever after and rode motorcycles and went
fishing and hunting and played golf a lot and drank beer and scotch
and had tons of money in the bank and left the toilet seat up and farted
whenever he wanted.

The end

:-D

 

Noticing he did not mention playing with women in this story.. rolleyes

Sounds lonely too...

Shelagh

 

Yup, I noticed that too.. I think he mainly kept busy because those nights were mighty long and lonely.. rolleyes
My husband doesn't agree with it at all... rolleyes

 

I have only one complaint about women "they are ALWAYS right" other than than i could not and would not want to live without my slave (oops wife)

 

Guess it depends how gay the 'Hero' of this story is LOL. That one sounds as camp as a row of tents.

 

I know a few gay people, not so much football bat gay, but they all have women in their lives. I wonder if that's fairy tale material, or just good reading. LOL

 

EXCELLLLLLENTT!!:-D
OH..OH...banned forever

 

Have a spat with the Mrs, Gensuknives ? LOL

 

Hey Darlene, I was wondering the same thing! LOL :-D

 

Spat...........????.........no. More like an ongoing battle for supremacy (jk).
But her nickname isn't SHEWHOMUSTBEOBEYED for nothing.
I was sent that little tidbit in an email and just decided to share it.
:-D

 

Hi Gensuknives, that is good to hear, and also good to know that we still RULE! :-D Nice lttle tidbit too! roflmao roflmao

 

Haha that was fantastic!

 

I know married guys who do that too... :confused

 

Yeah, I know women that do all of that, too.:eek Maybe not the lavatory seat up bit, though. LOL

 

Better to pass it and be in shame, than to hold it in, and be in pain......:-D

Hey, it is a part of life, and can you imagine NOT being able to, um, 'pass gas'? Oh, that would hurt! roflmao roflmao roflmao

 

someone where I use to work told me women "Pooff they do not not Fart" I told him he hasn't been around whan I let one and when he is he will change his mind about it.:-D

 

No. This hurts.



Or this if you smoke

 

That does look like it hurts!!!! :-D

You are "HOT" tonight, hrlow! :-D

 

That out house is really smoking Hrlow:-D