There are only eleven times in history...

...where the "F" word has been considered acceptable for use.
They are as follows:

11. "What the @#$% do you mean,we are sinking?"
-Capt. E.J. Smith of RMS Titanic, 1912

10. "What the @#$% was that?"
-Mayor Of Hiroshima, 1945

9. "Where did all those @#$%ing Indians come from?"
-Custer, 1877

8. "Any @# kind of idiot could understand that."
-Einstein, 1938

7. "It does so @#$%ing look like her!"
-Picasso, 1926

6. "How the @#$% did you work that out?"
-Pythagoras, 126 BC

5. "You want WHAT on the @#$%ing ceiling?"
-Michelangelo, 15 AD

4. "Where the @#$% are we?"
-Amelia Earhart,

3. "Scattered @#$%ing showers, my ass!"
-Noah, 4314 BC

2. "Aw c'mon. Who the @#$% is going to find out?"
-Bill Clinton, 1998

...and a drum roll please!!!!!!!

1. "Geez, I didn't think they'd get this @%#*^ing mad."
-Saddam H, 2003

 

funny thats all i have to say

 

that is one @#$%ing funny list!

 

ahh Turc, you come through again

 

tee hee

@#$%@#$%@#$%@#$%@#$%@#$%@#$%@#$%@#$%@#$%@#$%@#$%

 

That reminds me of the Proper Use Of English

I hope this isn't too "adult". I think it is hilarious, hope it is ok!

 

Solange, the link doesn't work, some message in German comes up, but right-clicking on the link, then properties then copy/pasting the link in to address bar opens up that funny flash clip... Funny, I said that as a printout from many years ago...someone actually made a very educational flash animation version of it.

 

Strange, it works for me, and for 2 other online friends...

Look at the end at who made it! No wonder it is good!

 

thanks for the tip Turc

and the link solange

That flash was very accurate and funny

It worked solange, just in a different language than english

 

I wasnt' offended, in fact, I thought it was a !@#&ing riot! ( I think that usage was covered)

But as a disclaimer, don't play it at work or in the presence of your children.

 

7. "It does so @#$%ing look like her!"
-Picasso, 1926

nice one, but it was modeled after a dude

 

Picasso was referring to the 'dude' but he couldn't use the 'G' word so he used 'it' instead. Regardless, it is one ugly chick/dude.

 

12. What the F%&k do you mean. Illegal Operation, it's your f@&king OS.

I have made a Fatal Error, you cheeky f@*&ing tw*t!

See when it comes to Windows there are numerous applications for which that word works, and that's not counting updates.




We need a Swear Jar

 

3. "Scattered @#$%ing showers, my ass!"
-Noah, 4314 BC


That's hilarious!!

 

LostGirls did you get your avatar from the 'Sniff 'n Scratch' ?
lol...

 

So, what's your f***ing point?

 

I don't have a f***ing clue!!

 

what the @#$% is Sniff 'n Scratch?

 

I thought you got that avatar from this image, guess I was wrong...

 

Oh I see. Yeah you're wrong. I just got it off of some picture I found when hunting for Monty Python pics

 

Man, I even got the name wrong, supposed to be Scratch n Sniff but I said Sniff n Scratch! Funny I am not even a crackhead so I dunno why I would mix the order....

 

I dunno, but that's what my dogs do

 

First time a male called me a 'dog'!

 

Ha ha ha! Good one!
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