This was so funny, I just had to share!

Tiger Woods Holiday Poem



Twas the night of Thanksgiving and out of the house
Tiger Woods came a flyin', chased by his spouse.
She wielded a nine iron and wasn't too merry,
Cause a bimbo’s phone number was in his Blackberry.
He’d been cheatin' on Elin, and the story progressed.

Woman after woman stepped up and confessed.
He’d been cheatin’ with Holly, and Jaimee, and Cori,
With Joselyn, and Kalika. The world had the story.
From the top of the Tour to the basement of blues,

Tiger’s sad sordid tale was all over the news.
With hostesses, waitresses, he had lots of sex,
When not in their pants, he was sendin' them texts.

Despite all his cryin’ and beggin' and pleadin',
Tiger’s wife went investin' -- a new home in Sweden.
And I heard her exclaim from her white Escalade, :wave

"If you’re gettin' laid then I’m gettin' paid."
She’s not pouting, in fact, she is of jolly good cheer,
Her prenup made Christmas come early this year.

 

Quite amusing TeeCee LOL glad you shared it !

 

That was funny :-D
He's taken a hit on popularity ratings and lost endorsements, already.
Statistically, he's the best golfer ever.

It will be a loss for the sport, till he sorts his life - and gets back to the playing field :-o Majour tours and tournaments , I mean.

Never figured out why the US and UK media go Gaga on sexual exploits!!
The rest of the worlds celebrities, politicians and sports people do this all the time.
Cheers..

 

lol Good one! :-D

I hear Tiger is in negotiations with Trojan for a new endorsement...

 

Because unlike the rest of the world, the US thinks that sex is a huge deal, instead of just a natural part of being human...

 

i had a good chuckle over that Teecee thanks a mint:-D:-D:-D

 

That was good, Laura roflmao I actually do collect plates too! I don't think I'll be ordering any of those!!!! :-D Not my cup of tea!!!

 

What a total meltdown.

And all just for intimate time with some young, outrageously gorgeous, bosomy blondes.

Need a cold shower now.