Top Ten most Polite Ways to Say Your Zipper Is Down...

Top Ten most Polite Ways to Say Your Zipper Is Down.....by David Letterman


10.The cucumber has left the salad.

9.Quasimodo needs to go back in the tower and tend to his bells.

8.You need to bring your tray table to the upright and locked position.

7. Paging Mr. Johnson... Paging Mr. Johnson..

6.Elvis is leaving the building.

5.The Buick is not all the way in the garage.

4.Our next guest is someone who needs no introduction.

3.You've got a security breach at Los Pantalones.

2.Men may be From Mars.....but I can see something that rhymes with Venus.

...and the #1way to tell someone his zipper is unzipped:

1. I always knew you were crazy, but now I can see your nuts.

 

ha ha ha

tis funny

 

I usually just say, "We don't have time for that right now"

Or I'll say "Zip your pants" <shrug>

 

oh, now thats some funny stuff

 

I usually get laughed at. .:sigh:

 

<pointing and laughing histerically>

 

These are "polite"



LG9 --

 

XYZ PDQ


Examine your zipper pretty darn quick....well, that's what we used in elementary...

 

And then, there are guys that are out trolling and or advertising

 

Very funny!

 

I once told our priest at a funeral that his barn door was open and he had no idea what I meant. So the son of the deceased told him his flag was at half mass and he still had no clue.

 

I usually say something clever like

"Pardon me, I don't mean to embarass you but your fly is open"

Most people seem to appreciate being told.

However, if it's a friend, I usually say "showing off your shortcomings AGAIN?"

 

" your. .uhhh. . 'thingy' is. .uh. . hangin out. . "

 

Hahaha, you all crack me up.
If I feel like being an *ss (which is more often than you'd think ), I'd -with a soft voice- tell the guy something like "hey, I sure am glad you are found of using underwear!" or 'So, what are those, Fruit of the Loom?".

If the person is a female wearing pants, I'd not say a word.

 

I either ingnore 'em and let them suffer, or I just say something like "I didn't know there was a death in your family" They enevitably say "Huh? Whaddaya mean?" I say well you're at half-mast!"

Hasn't happened very often with me, but on the rare occasion it has, I just say "I'm Superman! Wanna see me fly!"

 

Who cares if its down because you need Ventilation if YOUR​

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