Top Ten Reasons Why MajorGeeks.com Members Are Dead Sexy

10. Members are the only one's who have managed to make geek apparel now fashionable amongst the rich and famous. (See thread on Joey from Anthrax)

9. Can use terms like Hard drive, SCSI(scuzzy) cable, ethernet port to send some of the steamiest SMS texts you've ever seen.

8. Can sit in front of a monitor for 10 straight hours troubleshooting malware, hardware issues, and software compatibility problems, and still have that April Fresh smell.

7. None of our members look anything at all like the people in the Funny Pics thread. (except all the hot guy/girl ones..then that's us)

6. Have managed to make the term "cake licker" sound even more funny and erotic with each and every time it's used. :wave

5. Two words: Jordache Jeans :cool

4. Unlike the WoW forums, our members actually have had real sex before...and most of it free or at largely discounted prices. :-D

3. Major Attitude - So hot, he's been given his own unit of measure on heat.

2. Our forum ladies not only can fix computers, but actually talk about other crap other than computers for stimulating conversation. Sammich making skillz are unmatched too.

and the number one reason our members are dead sexxaay.....

1. We can all bounce a $1.50 in quarters off our arses.



Thanks...and feel free to make up your own.