Top Ten Sexually Tilted Lines In Star Wars

"Star Wars IV: A New Hope"

1. "She may not look like much, but she's got it where it counts, kid."
2. "Curse my metal body, I wasn't fast enough!"
3. "Look at the size of that thing!"
4. "Sorry about the mess..."
5. "You came in that thing? You're braver than I thought."
6. "Aren't you a little short for a stormtrooper?"
7. "You've got something jammed in here real good."
8. "Put that thing away before you get us all killed!"
9. "Luke, at that speed do you think you'll be able to pull out in time?"
10. "Get in there you big furry oaf, I don't care *what* you smell!"



"Star Wars V: The Empire Strikes Back"

1. "And I thought they smelled bad...on the *outside*!"
2. "Possible he came in through the south entrance."
3. "I must've hit it pretty close to the mark to get her all riled up like that, huh, kid?"
4. "Hurry up, golden-rod..."
5. "That's okay, I'd like to keep it on manual control for a while."
6. "But now we must eat. Cum, good food, cummm..."
7. "Control, control! You must learn control!"
8. "There's an awful lot of moisture in here."
9. "Size matters not. Judge me by my size, do you?"
10. "I thought that hairy beast would be the end of me!"



"Star Wars VI: Return of the Jedi"

1. "Rise, my friend."
2. "Open the back door!"
3. "Hey, point that thing somewhere else!"
4. "It's just a dead animal..."
5. "Not bad for a little furball."
6. "How can they be jamming us if they don't know we're coming?"
7. "Come here, I won't hurt you. You want something to eat?"
8. "Keep on that one, I'll take these two."
9. "I want you to take her. I mean it, take her!"
10. "I don't think the Empire had wookies in mind when they designed her, Chewie."



Top ten sexually tilted lines from the trilogy

10. "What could possibly have come over Master Luke?"
9. "Hey, point that thing someplace else."
8. "You're a jittery little thing, aren't you?"
7. "I never knew I had it in me."
6. "Someone must've told them about my little maneuver at the battle of Taanab."
5. "There is good in him, I've felt it."
4. "Grab me, Chewie. I'm slipping -- hold on. Grab it, almost...you almost got it. Gently now, all right, easy, easy, hold me, Chewie. Chewie!" (Han) with "A little higher, just a little higher."
3. "Short help's better than no help at all."
2. "Hey, Luke, thanks for coming after me -- now I owe you one."
1. "Back door, huh? Good idea!"


Now I did make this up I just found them surfing the web

 

You men eat your dinner,, eat your pork and beans,,

I eat more chicken, any man ever seen.

 

What movie is that from

 

A Doors song.

 

OOPS sorry

I figured it came from a flick

 

I hear that all the time

 

<snigger>

 

That's it. The whole series will now be re-rated "R" for adult language.

 

8. Keep on that one, I'll take these two.

 

Back Door Man?

 

......So they all tell me!

 

<more sniggering>

 

Errmm...Hang on...I'm talking about my cat here. Yeah, that's it!

 

Shake for me girl,
I wanna' be your back door man....



Peace,
Gina

 

Endi. LMAO. Too much time on your hands. No pun intended. Bazza

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What happend to the Star Wars?

Hijack central

 

KACHING!!! We have a winner!!!

 

Who me???

Only 20 hours a day

I got to sleep at least 4

 

oh yea. . .well

"You have seven day's"

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hahahahahahahahahahahaha

 

5. "You came in that thing? You're braver than I thought." --- What all my mates said about the ex-wife


4. "Hurry up, golden-rod..." ---- What they always say


2. "Open the back door!" ---- Usually followed by "Brace brace brace"


7. "Come here, I won't hurt you. You want something to eat?" ---- Modern day version of "Hello little girl, you want a sweetie?"


LMAO that list was funny. Had me roflmao.

 

this thread is just plain weird and funny....
Wait... isn't all star wars rated PG???!

 

my parents guided me to it

 

Imagine this was played on the radio:

4. "Grab me, Chewie. I'm slipping -- hold on. Grab it, almost...you almost got it. Gently now, all right, easy, easy, hold me, Chewie. Chewie!" (Han) with "A little higher, just a little higher."

LOL