Discussion in 'The Lounge' started by Scousetechie, Nov 23, 2006.
Lets have a party and wreck the place while the Yanks are too busy eatiing turkey!!!
No I think it might be better if we have the party tonite, then those Yanks will be asleep from eating to much Turkey, and us Canucks have to be careful, for the Yanks live in the bedroom next to us. So maybe we should sneak out and come to your place Scousetechie, and bring out the "Good Single Malt" this time you stingy Scot.
Ya, some nice 30 year old Glenfiddich would go down very nicely right about now. It's only $300 US.
Will you guys hold it down ....I'm trying to take a nap and you're keepin' me awake .....damn foreigners ...
Jiggers guys the "Old Fart's" grumbling
Don't worry guys....Im on the plane as i type with a suitcase full of duty-free Glenfiddich!
Whoooaah (party time).....the poor buggers won't know hit em!! hehe!
Don't you mean <FART> as in you "Old"
Shut up and pass the booze ....stingy a$$ canadian ....
Hey just pull that "Fat" gut up to the table and have another chomp on the Old Drumstick you "Old Fart", and go back to sleep, you can't play with us youngens............
Party Hearty Lads that should keep the Yank quiet for the time being, or I will turn off his water supply <snicker, snicker> BCGray turning off the Tap.
Drinking on duty Mr. R.C.T.P ....it's quiet not quite.....grounds for dismissal.
Thats what I typed you Blind "Old Fart" take another look, god he is grouchy when he is half asleep............................Aaaaaaaaaaah the power of "Edit"
Calling in Lev to strip you of your stripes ....Drinking on duty ...Falsifying records....Bogarting the booze ....just a few of the charges against thee ....oh, the shame, the shame ....
Now, the charges could mysteriously disappear if .......
No way you can't come to the party Lev needs you to stand guard with your sword
Thats it chaps will close the page and TimW can't get in
I'm not real good at killing the fun ....so, as I said, I could turn my back if ......
Well, BC ...if you feel that way ...I'm sure I can get in, but I may not come!!!
Hey BC...Tim's just nicked the booze from the suitcase and is making a dash back to the border!
I can't be sure, but i swear the getaway driver looked like Lev, the pom-poms from Tims nightgown cap were a dead give away.
Darn Yanks spoil all the fun!
Yea and never invite them to a war, or they'll claim they won it for yea, and no worries mate he's got me urine specimen bottle, not the booze
Congratulations, BC .....the test came back positive ....have ya picked out a name for the little one yet?
Oh .....hope you're taking your folic acid.
See I knew you had a daytime job, just didn't know it was a "Urine Tester"
That's why you were at Halo's in the Rain Gear on the 19th mmmmmmmmmm its all beginning to become clear now
Dang ...the Canadian Rye fog is lifting ......
I had turkey yesterday, now for my birthday cake today....Burrp!!
The Scotch, vodka and Tequila bottles can wait 'till tonight, when I get some 'help' emptying then, LoL!
Hey Phantom, that's a real nice glass! I stole it, BTW, I hope you stick to one type of libation but you knew that. Right?
No fun without the yanks!
Brown nosin and fightin for air
That's Okay Rikky thats why we didn't wake you, but I did save you a drink........actually I stole it from Phantom
Thanks,Thats one wicked drink
BC's here! AuggieDoggie's here! I'm here! The Canadian Drinking Team is assembled!
Let's show them how to do "Das Boot"!
Hey as sibeer and I are the "Official Canadian Beer Inspectors" before you and AuggieDoggie drink that there "Boot" we will have to "Test" it.
CAUTION:- The test that is about to commence may cause the consumables to be consumed!!!!!!
Watch for the air bubble explosion!
Wouldn't want to get those official looking jackets all wet!
Bubbles sheesh thes neva hurt sibber or mes <Hic><Burp>, heya Mada buddy youse gothchaa another drinky poo
Bubbles never hurt anyone, no
If you spill a drop, you're OUT of Beerfest!
Now there is absolutely no reason to use profanity Mada "Spill" when associated with the "Magic Elixir" sheesh were are your manners boy, sibeer and I might just have to fly back east and check your citizenship papers Mada..................spill he says spill...............hey sibeer drop that drink and warm up the plane we have a serious situation going on back East
Not much chance of that ...the rubber band broke...
We call spilling alcohol abuse out here!
Scot? Scot? I haven't a single Scottish bone in my body!
I've had plenty of single malt in my body though!!
Yea I notice your location after posting but I figured what the heck with a Moniker like Scouscetechie and "Scotch" in your body, that hey we would let you in the Clan as an Honourary Member...................................Psssssssssssst Scouscetechie I didn't want to call you a "Limie" in front of the Yanks, makes them bring up how they won the war, and dumped some darn tea in a harbour.
Sheesh Mada you had us worried there
Bygones be bygones ...we no longer drink it, we smoke it ....
On the sixth day God turned to Archangel Gabriel and said: "Today I am going to create a land called Canada, it will be a land of outstanding natural beauty. It shall have tall majestic mountains full of mountain goats and eagles, beautiful sparkling lakes bountiful with b*** and trout, forests full of elk and moose, high cliffs over-looking sandy beaches with an abundance of sea life, and rivers stocked with salmon."
God continued, "I shall make the land rich in oil so as to make the inhabitants prosper, I shall call these inhabitants Canadians, and they shall be known as the most friendly people on the earth."
"But Lord," asked Gabriel, "don't you think you are being too generous to these Canadians?"
"Not really," replied God, "just wait and see the neighbours I am going to give them."
THEM'S FIGHTIN' WORDS, BC!!!!
If you're only Beer Inspectors, you don't qualify. Enjoy your evenings
Hey Auggie that just on my Canadian side my Scottish ancestor's bequeathed on me the Title of "Lard of the most Holiest of Elixir's" so dine take another dram oot ah that bootle laddy
Thems <hick> fightin" <hick> words, BC <hick> and after <hick> I take care of <hick> you, I'ma goin' <hick> after that a$$hole that <hick> posted <hick> that.
It's better than Vegamite
Hey!...Everyone's stealing my drinks. Get ya own!!!...
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