WalMart starting its own GeekSquad?!?!

http://consumerist.com/5026600/walmart-to-unleash-its-own-geek-squad-in-dallas

Yup!!! It's true! :eek The last sentence of the article is priceless

 

OMG! roflmao

 

Yahhh! I can finally get m' porn back working!!!

Would be fun to load up a 'Nix on my laptop, bring it to them and tell them I got haxed and can't log in...:-D

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Any reputation Dell might have had has just gone to the dogs.......

 

Hmm, being that Wally World buys all their stuff in China, i wonder if they will import Chinese techs for their support.
Just a thought

 

OK Musky, you are now banned from the 'back room' at WalyWorld!

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Why call it solution station though?It just opens the people who work there up to torrents of abuse when they don't have the 'solution' which often they won't,even if they fix 90% of all computers within a few hours the only word of mouth that will travel is the 10% of times they didn't have the 'solution' and had to keep the computer for days and hasn't worked properly since ect.ect. and how funny it is they didn't have the 'solution',I can just imagine a someone saying 'Solution,more like the problem!'

I'd rather call it the Walmart computer repair and adult data retrieval station,rolls of the tongue :-D

 

Second time, that I've said this today, "And that's a bad thing?" LOL

 

You will be sorry Musky! Just wait untill you have a computer problem. You can't go to WalyWorld, where will you go to get compruter help...

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Lol I would so try that.

 

Cool, Maybe I can get a job with them.

 

Oh great Adrynalyne... ruin my fun with walmart with your Linux knowledge!

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They are bound to have some, if Dell is running it.

You know, them shipping some machines with Ubuntu on em.

BTW, the post above was pure sarcasm. :-D

 

you? sarcasm? w/e

 

but its not april fools day...

some of the comments are funnier than the actual story

 

Walmart Geeksquad= Weaksquad.


:-D

 

They will probably just revise the job description for all the Walmart Greeters, who will now become Walmart Geekers. Outside applicants need not apply

 

The Weaksauce Geekers?


I mean, the Weaksquad Greeters?

 

Thats what I was thinking :-D

 

Cumon guys, maybe they can do better than Radio Shack?

 

Yeah, don't dog on Wallyword Techs. I got my 15 year old mutt a job at the Walmart compruter center. They just have to translate the barks to binary, then to English.:-D

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Man, I obviously speak for myself on this. I sure hope this does not go big. If it does and Wallygeeks end up giving commercialized technichans a bad rap; I might catch a little fire out where I live considering there are Wal-Marts on every corner, and I work in the same field.

 

I you can't beat em...