Welcome Back JOTS!

Hey JOTS! Good to have ya back! This place hasn't been the same without ya! roflmao Glad you are back!!!! :-D roflmao roflmao

 

...Joker Of The Scene??...

And just in case you think I just made it up....

http://www.myspace.com/sceneofthejoker :-D

THere's even a JOTS Resort and a JOTS Electronics, etc.

Even British Telecom couldn't keep Joey down for ever. Good to see ya back.:cool

 

Joey On The Street Halo, erm, quite a colourful character too.-D

 

Oh, Halo! NO DON'T BAN HIM! LOL You mean to tell me, that "Joey Off The Streets" has been gone that long you forgot him? Well, now that he is back, I think you will remember him! roflmao roflmao :-D :-D:-D

 

Halo's right! ban all jordies, should have paid the bill

 

TeeCee... you are a funny gal I like your humour ! :-D

Shelagh

 

hes back off the streets? welcome back brother


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It's soooooooo good to be back here. I've missed all you great people..........and Tonyhale.
British Telecom can kiss my fat, hairy ar$e. They suck big time. Three weeks to switch on a phone? Then a fortnight to get reconnected on the net. I was on in minutes when I first got the damn internet. How does that work, then?
It's all Gordon Brown's fault. That one will never win a Nobel prize. Jockinese numpty.

 

Or at least some Right Guard or Old Spice. :-D

Welcome back JOTS!

 

HEY!! How did you know I've got rampant BO? You been talking to the wife? LOL

 

It's about time you showed your sorry a(r)se back around these parts.
Thought you were adrift on the high seas with no cell service.

 

There's only me allowed to talk to your wife and my three kids JOTS ! :-D:-D Welcome back son ! This pic is for JOTS not for me i must point that out ! :-D

 

Oh yeah!! I remember you, you're the person from the U.K. with that 'funny' name:-D Or at least my son thinks so Glad to have ya back into the fold, where you belong! However, from now on, if you're going to go A.W.O.L., you need to get a permission slip from either the owners, the Mods, or Drill Sgt. Laura Do we understand each other:confusedroflmao Okay, I'm glad that was cleared up!

 

LOL that is a good one, Stubby! Yeah, but he has a very legit excuse..... This time, anyway! :-D

 

Yeah, you're right TeeCee, it was a legit excuse....or was it:confused He may have had internet connection all this time, and he just 'haunted' MGs to see if anyone really missed him, and when he discovered that no one did,:cry he made a surprize 'comeback' using loss of internet as his excuseroflmaoroflmao On second thought, JOTS wouldn't do that to usconfusedconfused:confused

 

How little you know him... LOL

Welcome back, Joey. :wave

 

The complaint is in to BT......nuff said.

Hey, life is a blast at the minute. I'm back on my second home, among good folk, Newcastle are top of the league and my managing director, production director, a poisonous little prink I hated and sales director have all been meltered. LOL
Don't have a go at me for gloating, people. If they hadn't been sacked, the firm would have imploded (three months away, according to our illustrious leader in Sweden). It was apparently so badly run, the MD had to borrow from the parent company to pay our wages (we found out this week). This useless shower of :crap blamed the recession. The man who shooed them knew better.
Thanks for the warm welcome back. I have stocked up on virtual deodorant.

 

Newcastle are top of the league uke West Brom have just kicked your *** :-D and any way so what we're joint third because Watford beat us today aswell :-o !

 

Good to have ya back JOTS!

 

Top j.o.t.s. Top!! I don’t think so. Those nice people across the pond wont know that newcastle united is in what’s known as the also ran’s league.

 

Joint top. Pedant.
Also rans? Yeah, like every huge club has to suffer the 'ignomy' of lower division football. Man USA, Juve, Chelsea. Unfortunately, we are owned by a funking prink that knows as much about football as I know about shopping for girlie shoes and handbags.
Everyone knows we are the loyallest football supporters the world has ever had. If our American and Canadian friends don't know who we are, they soon will. Who are your team then, Tony? Raggy arse Rangers?
Of all the peeps on here, you are the one that gets me to bite most readily. And for that, I thank you. I love a good rant. It makes me feel purged. So if you ain't down with that, I got two words for you. And the second one is off. Same goes to that sludge trooper from fog city. Boro? Hah! They're so:crap it's unbelievable.

 

you talking about soccer? LOL

 

...or so he thinks murder.
IT WAS QUITE AROUND HERE AT ONE TIME!!!!:mad
Talk about a good day gone bad...... Thanks!

 

Nope. Football. Proper football, with a spherical ball.

Yeah, hello, motor mouth. Howzit? Good to see you, too. :wave

 

Hi you bl—dy old git. :wave The way some of the N.C team play looks like they’re wearing girlie shoes and most of your loyal supporters carry handbags :-D
Do me a favour J.O.T.S. don’t lower yourself by explaining to the colonials. :major

 

Welcome back JOTS.
I was also awol for a week due to family problems and it is surprising how much i missed this place.

 

Welcome back JOTS ! I think not ! So ("Same goes to that sludge trooper from fog city. Boro? Hah! They're so:crap it's unbelievable") Starting on me EH ! EH! EH! EH !. At least we have someone that can look after our club like a real owner/director should, not some fat faced :***, that stands in the crowd guzzling beer and pretending to be one of us, you geordie BEEP! YOU ! Newcastle HA ! even saying the name makes me want to
ukeukeuke ! OH ! and just one word about the club in black n white :crap:kissmy !

Well thats me done ! Now for the next question please ! Anyone ! Anyone ! I'm listening ! :-D

 

Hey Digital

Aussie rules,You can't call that football they use all their appendages.
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He just did that to distract the ref :-D

 

Ill show you some real football

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7XrHZK8SXhU

thats how its done, nuff said :-D

 

Hey murderhigh187 we do that game over here in the UK but without the body armour its called rugby, so dare i say that i suspect some of your men/players are just a little bit frightened of really getting hurt ! What a pack of girlies :-D:-D !

 

you guys dont need it, you just hug each other to the ground, rugby lacks intensity. Even with the helmets, football on average reduces lifespan by 15 years.

I will say rugby is a cute sport :-D

 

Have you seen the faces on some of our rugby players, battered beyond recognition because they're so hard, unlike the half the good looking girly boys in american fuzball ! :-D Oooo ! please don't hurt me i'm an american footballer and i need protection :-D:-D !

 

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Hey McAdam are you from the UK if so then why are you shoiwing pics like that, your supposed to be on my side ! :confused Not telling them to ban me ! :major

 

Because of the lolz!

 

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If you had read all of this thread you would have seen that it's all been said in jest, it's not supposed to be serious, get a life, or should i have said get a sense of humour ! :-D:-D:-D:-D:-D:-D:-D:-D:-D:-D:-D:-D:-D:-D:-D:-D:-D:-D:-D:-D:-D:-D:-D:-D:-D:-D:-D:-D:-D:-D:-D:-D:-D:-D:-D:-D:-D:-D:-D:-D:-D:-D:-D:-D:-D:-D:-D:-D:-D:-D:-D:-D:-D:-D:-D
There's a few more for you !
OH ! and by the way JOTS don't you start winding me up aswell ya geordie scunner ya ! :-D

 

Oh, Rusty, you better run and HIDE! :-D When JOTS gets a hold of you,
there will be nothing left I tell ya! roflmao roflmao roflmao

 

And if you know me, then you'll know that I have a very sarcastic approach to humour - nothing was said intentionally or was actually meant to be taken seriously!

 

Sorry mate if i took things the wrong way, but now i know what i'm handling i can throw it back aswell as take it next time !

 

I'm glad that's cleared up!

 

Guys, guys, look at us. Squabbling, bickering. Like children. We never used to be like this. Oh, yes. We did. Sorry.
Jack, me a wind up merchant. One of the few things I'm good at. I, unlike McAdam, write everything with the sole intention of making you radgy. I like to see the steam coming out yer lugs. It's a hoot. :-D
Howway the Mags.

 

JOTS are you a caucasion, if so i'll let you know why i'm asking !
P,S just mooching through the forums and don't some of us talk a load of cack in here eh !

 

No. I'm a white fella. roflmao

 

A Jordie! FOR THE UNINITIATED A JORDIE IS A PERSON FROM NEWCASTLE
THE DEFINITION OF A JORDIE HAS ALWAYS BEEN is A SCOTS MAN WITH HIS BRAINS KICKED IN. :-D:-D:-D
I TAKE ISSUE WITH THIS ON THE GROUNDS IT IMPLIES THERE WHERE BRAINS THERE TO START WITH
:wave J.O.T.S