Wenchie 3.0

Hi guys Long time no see.

Most of you regulars know me, been here FOREVER (like since the sight was almost brand new) but to all you new folk... Hi. Run. Just run. That's my personal advice about me to you. :-D

Anyway, some of you were aware that the almighty Wench has been with parasytic infestation for the better part of a year now... generating the next evil clone to pass the evil empire to. Thought I would give you an update on the whole thing.

Well, they're relatively sure it's a boy. At 4 months they kinda thought they saw it, and haven't been able to tell for sure since, because he always knows when their is a sonogram and likes to face my spine with his bottom hidden under my rib cage. He's crafty!

Mini me was due to arrive last Friday, the 6th. But he didn't really feel the need to conform to convention and is rather warm and comfy. So he's being forcefully evicted this Friday.

Yes, Wenchie is having a baby on Friday the 13th. No, she's not suprised and yes she gets that neither are you. No I am not naming him Jason, I just plain don't like that name.

In the interrest of hatching an evil plan so that he could thwart my evil plan and come a long time ago, I named him Wesley. Wesley the dread baby roberts, and if you don't get the reference, shame on you. My evil plan involved being induced on the 13th and crossing my knees until Midnight so he can be born on Valentines day and I can claim it's "Wuv... Twooo Wuv..." But he decided that worked just fine for him.

However I wasn't counting on being induced at 6:30am, and i don't know if I can cross my knees for 18 hours. Just doesn't sound fun.

So to 'splain... no, let me sum up. Wesley Ryan Ussery is scheduled to be born on Friday February 13th. At last check on the sono he already weighs 9 lbs and 6oz. Yeah you heard me... cringe with me. He would be perfectly content to stay there until toddlerdom, but he's being forcefully evicted since I can't afford an invitro education.

His big sister Kahlyn, Now almost 9 just to make you regulars feel as old as that makes me feel, is thrilled to finally not have a sister (she has three at her dad's house) and I would be happy to post some pictures this weekend when they let me out of the joint.

This announcement brought to you by midnight insomnia and heartburn: One of the many reasons YOU should be grateful it's almost over!

 

hello Wenchie
Must have been before I "enlisted" here, but welcome back and Congratulations.

 

Go Go Go Wenchie keep infesting the planet with mini MGs. http://smileys.on-my-web.com/repository/Babies/pregnancy.gif

More power to your womb http://smileys.on-my-web.com/repository/Babies/stork2.gif

You could always call him Freddie

 

roflmao

Hope everything turns out well for you and Wesley this week and Congratulations. (Have fun storming the castle boys. )

 

I dont think the world is ready for a mini you Wenchie:-D
Good luck for Friday and Congrats.

 

Congratulations. Yet another Minor Major Geek.

 

Congrats and I am glad you and the baby are doing so well. I am surprised being the baby is that big already that they are waiting till Friday to induce you.
Good luck and I am looking forward to seeing the pictures.

 

Congrats

just remember..in the immortal words of billy crystal
"You rush a miracle man, you get rotten miracles. "

Have a great day hope you feel better

 

Best response EVAR. Well not long after I posted I started to get a sharp pain that can best be described as being stabbed from the outside in, which is not a contraction and not a normal pain, so I have an emergency dr. visit. something might be wrong. Wish my luck that its not, ill update after. :major

 

Good to hear from you!
I'm very pleased for you and look forward to seeing some pics of the new monster!

 

I hope all is well Wenchie!

 

Well, everything seems to be ok.

I went into the office and they were really busy so they pretty much forgot me. I was sitting there for over an hour, picturing everything wrong possible, before I went up and asked. The receptionist blanched at the fact it had been over and hour and got right up out of her seat to get someone for me.

He didn't really move alot, but he was moving. And his heartbeat is strong and steady, so he's ok.

What had happened was in the middle of the night I had a pain in the center of my Torso that I can liken to someone yanking a band aid off of a really horrific sunburn, and kind of jerking at it a few times. It happened more than once, then went away, then happened again this morning. I was worried I had separated the placenta or just some awful thing, and then I noticed that even after eating and drinking and lying on my side he just wasn't moving at all.

Better safe than sorry. So they hooked me up to the stress monitor and he gave a gorgeous feed. He's just fine. They also marveled that as freaked out and retaining as much water as I am that my blood pressure is still, as it has always been much to everyone's surprise, perfect. My legs weigh about 100lbs each, and I'm not exaggerating. Noone knows how I'm NOT diabetic or have ok blood pressure.

I just rock I guess. But we're still on for Friday and everything is ok. Thank god.

I also found out something in the waiting room that bothered me a bit.. They aren't going to circumcise my baby at the hospital! I have to make an appointment a week later and they do it in the office! And the only reason I found that out is a couple came in with their brand new baby boy, who was also born 9lbs 7oz btw, and I asked them if they knew ahead of time and no they didn't. Apparently it depends on the physician, not the hospital. Weird, I thought they just cram packed all the baby's trauma into the first few days so he could forget all about it.

But they think the pain is my own muscles (didn't realize I still had any of those) pulling where the baby's butt is pressed up against my abdomen. It's actually, now that I picture it, where the two sets of abdominal muscles meet the pectoral muscles and they might just be straining apart. So as long as I'm breaking me and not him, I'm ok and he seems fine.

Me? My legs are excessively swollen today and I'm going to go lay down for a while.

 

Oh yeah Wenchie, I remember you!! Glad to hear that everything is going great and I KNOW you'll be glad when this is over, huh? Actually, I didn't even know you were pregnant....how'd that happen????:-D Best wishes to all THREE of ya!!!

 

I didn't actually get pregnant, my evil coagulated into an evil spawn which then preceded to devour me internally until it's ready to burst forth of my abdomen and take over the world. It's one of the job hazards of being evil, unfortunately.

 

roflmao Yep, same old Wenchie!!!:-D Now, I don't mean 'old' as in age, I meant 'old' as pertaining to your existence on these forums!! I wanted to clarify that because if this child is going to take over the world....I want to be on his\hers good side!!!

 

Smart move Sarge. Cover your bases and your a**.

 

OMG, Her Evilness gave me a heart condition by posting.:eek

EVAR

Hmm...Legs swollen... Feet up... Picture is worth a thousand words.:-D

(Good that the semi little one is OK.:cool)

 

Hey good to read of the impending doom, (erm, I mean birth), of Wesley Ryan :cool. I hope the birth goes smoothly, and that he is only a pain until his birth, and not after, lol!.

Guess that means that mini-Wench will have a new toy, (erm, brother), to play with real soon.:cool

 

Oh please, Mini wench was a pain from the moment sperm met egg. You should see her now, she's the epitomy of evil. She doesnt even pretend NOT to be in charge of the entire world. I can't expect the heir to my evil empire to be anything less.

oh, and my legs up in the air wont be pretty. Picture an elephants legs. I mean if beastiality is your thing, it might work out, but otherwise trust me.. yuck.

 

woo i say we all get naked and party \o/

 

Hey guys, letting everyone know I'm home now. I'll post up pictures and what not a little later, I need to rest.

Wesley Ryan Ussery Was born 2:37pm 2/12. 10lbs 14.6oz 21.5in and a 36cm head. And I did it NATURALLY. We were freaking celebrities at the hospital.

I need rest now, I'll post all about it later.

 

OMG! :eek Congratulations and you certainly deserve your rest. :wine

 

Congrats Wenchie:celebrate

 

Congrats!!!!. Glad you are both doing well.
You definitely deserve some rest.
Take care!

 

Congratulations Wenchie!! :dood

 

WOW. Thats a load of your mind(among other parts) isn't it?
Congratulations.

 

Pictures!

 

That is a big baby. You weren't kidding about the size.

 

None of the nurses could get over that I had him without a c-section. People would come to do tests and be like - oh that's YOU! You are my HERO!! and we could hear them talking about it in the hallway. One other patient who saw him even just had to hug me. Everyone else tells me their lady parts cried a little when they heard it. I think it's all pretty funny.

 

Good for you girl!! Congratulations! Now Wenchies wain Wesley can take over the world!

 

Hey!!...congratulations on the birth of Wesley. 10lbs 14.6oz, sheesh!, he's a big lad already.:cool

I'm happy for ya, hun, and glad all went smoothly. I checked out your photo album - great pics. Thanks for sharing that lot.

...So now you have a Prince of Darkness and well as a Princess of pain. Pretty cool, eh? :-D

http://i59.photobucket.com/albums/g309/Zobor/baby_01.gif

 

Thanks for the pics Wenchie!! That's one precious 'little' bundle you've got there!! The kid looks great, but Mom looks a little dragged out, but at least you're smiling!! Then again, who wouldn't be smiling after having such a handsome little guy?? (when he takes over the world, I'm still on your 'good' side, right??????)

 

Again, congrats!
Great pics too

 

Congratulations Wenchie, and ouch! I can see you have the world domination thing down; I would have wimped out and taken the drugs.

 

Kahlyn is almost 9??
sweet jeebus.
I like you have been on hiatus.

Good to see you're doing alright Wenchie.

damn, and the post count pruner has gotten to me, just 680 posts from my original 10K left.

 

Whatta cutey Congratz Wenchie !!!

 

*girlish squeals* Congrats Renate!!! Your little *cough* errr, big baby is gorgeous!! And OMG! I can't get over how much Katlin has grown. IIRC, she was 4 or 5 the last time I saw her. Gosh, where does the time go?

*sniff* At times like this I wish my kids were still little.... LOL

Enjoy being a new mommy again...the time goes by way to fast.

 

He's only 6 days old... I haven't put him down yet. I don't think I intend to either... can't make me. He is the absolute SWEETEST little man on the planet, and he makes the BEST faces when he's sleeping. It's a whole range of emotion... it's hysterical.

He's an old soul. He's still not quite sure where he is or whats going on so I explained it to him this morning, and he listened very intently and has been alot more content since then.

And yeah, going on NINE. I can't get over that one either. Next year he's going to turn one and she's going to be 10 and I'm going to spend all year crying about it, because I don't recall giving anyone permission to grow up.

 

Hey Wenchie
A few more years and you could be getting called Grandma Wenchie.
How does that sound?

 

Rock on Wenchie! Beautifull post there. :-D

 

better be a few more than a few... a good 15 at least... but im all about it. Grandma's have a pretty cushy gig AND they get to spoil a baby they did not have to labor for. I'm gonna love that... in no less than 15 years or so

 

Only 15? Boy are you liberal...

 

23 isnt so young... Wesley better wait that long too, dammit

 

Not getting nervous already,are you?

 

Maybe, maybe not.

 

Wenchie, sorry I missed the spawning (nobody told me about it and I've quit getting notices from the dark side). Congrats girl, you've done a great job once again! Hope all goes well with you and yours. Once again..........

GREAT JOB!!!

Yours,
Jack

 

Thank you sweetheart! I have to say, I really did do good this time. He's sweet, he's smart, and he's SO cuddly!!!

Kinda bummed though... alot of things we were counting on fell through, and I'm going to have to leave him and go back to work alot sooner than I thought. I swear I need to learn to implode people with my mind...

Anyway, thank you so much

http://pic20.picturetrail.com/VOL1278/5049778/21635333/356472338.jpg

 

*hopes that Wenchie doesn't figure that out*

Or that she teaches me if she does. Whole new meaning to busting heads.