What an incredible cinematic extravaganza on TV tonight

I don't hate them,, but they keep choking me when I want to chug my martini's.

 

and green bell peppers too. Nasty. Red, orange and yellow are good though.

 

That's why they put a toothpick in them. To halt them at the epiglottis.

 

Showing off that breeding again are we LOL. I went to Yuma once. On the prison run. You ever been there. It was so freaking hot and it was only April.

 

LMAO!!!!

 

LMAO that's funny!!!!

 

yeah and everyone missed them !

 

Yeah,, been there. Been on the prison run a time or two also. Yuma belongs in the enema thread. Just Cuz,,,,

 

Nah. It's not you, it's the nature of forums. Every thread is on an escalator to the oblivion of Page 2, which very few ever read.

Once I spend hours putting a serious poem together for Wenchie. Posted it, and she never saw it. Mentioned it a while (couple months?) later, and she said "What poem?". LOL. Happens to all of us.

 

BTW, I don't need a date. I had Raisin Bran this morning. that's close enough...

 

I have threads that disappeared into the nether pages within 5 minutes. And they were masterpeices of intellectual stimulation. I don't do those anymore.

 

I had only been in the U.S. for a couple of weeks and the friends I was staying with were going. It was a fun weekend. Always wanted to go to Sturgis, but past lives and all that...

 

I've noticed.

 

And we miss those shining gems.

 

I went to Sturgis in '78, '79, '81, '82, '83, and 85. It got too regulated after that. It was a LOT of fun until 85 though,,,

 

I'm sure you do,,,

 

dperino? masterpieces of intellectual stimulation? Is this the outer limits major geeks? Damn I wish I'd seen those

 

Me too........

 

Oh, well I went in '87. Year before did an awesome one in Quensland, Australia, with the same friends (and many others). I don't remember regulations. I do recall having to wear sunglasses at night ("eye protection") and no helmets! Long ago and far away...
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I mean Yuma, not Sturgis, I think it's that presbeopia thing, sorry.

 

I am extremely unfamiliar with the word presbeopia. G.T.?? some help here???

 

oh crap, it's that eye thing when you reach a certain age (like 22,like me er-hem), and you need glasses to read or really, really long arms LOL. hang on, I'll google it!

 

PRESBYOPIA okay. Hey, I was close.

 

Oh. LOL,,, ok. I see what you mean now.




I still have no idea what the hell that means.

 

25 cent word for being farsighted and needing bifocals. The curse of aging.

I've got myopia, presbyopia, astigmatism... my glasses are a hoot. They're acceptable eye protection for shooting ranges and industrial shops.

And motorcycles. There's a plus side to most things.

 

Oh. Thanks.

I only need my glasses or my contacts when I want to see something. A world of blurry perception is my preferred state.

 

Do they make your eyes look really big? Ha, aging is such fun that I might give it a try when I get to be 80 or so. Until then - pah!

 

Glasses to correct presbyopia make your eyes look a bit bigger, correction for myopia makes them look smaller. My vision is currently 20/950, so mine make my eyes look tiny. I hate that. I've been stuck with glasses since 4th grade. Hate that too, but without then, I could stumble over a Volkswagon.

 

Yeah, my husband just got new ones after 3 years of groping around blindly (until I told him to stop that!) Then he comes up to me and says "oh my god, is that what you look like!!!!!" So then, he got another pair of glasses....

 

Wow! Far out!

I know a lot of people with 20/20 vision who have blurry perception. Must be a state of mind.

 

What about laser surgery? I had a friend who was classed as legally blind without her glasses and now she doesn't need any. I think it would be scary though.

 

You mean he didn't get slapped?

 

ROFL! dp was hoping you were ready to hop on the back of his harley and ride to South Dakota for a debauchery-filled weekend

 

Would probably help, but wouldn't cure mine. I don't fancy eye surgery and then still have to wear glasses, unless they get so bad it becomes necessary anyway.

 

She would have to buy a raffle ticket,,, just like everyone else..

 

I miss debauching. Debauching was fun. I miss Harleys too. I don't think my husband would let me go though
BTW I could have gone to the Blink182, No Doubt concert tonight and worked in the beer pavilion. Oh, gawd... <shake head> (Shut up)

 

hehehe you wish...

 

Hey!! Lots of people like debauchery. I debauch with the best of them.

 

I missed debauching. Completely. Was a good boy (led a boring life).

 

Yes but see how much smarter you with all those extra brain cells. You can do more things like remember your name and where you live and where you left your kids (oops, I mean) car keys and important stuff like that! Still the remaining ones I have work pretty well except for dull stuff and I figure that stuff won't be missed anyway!

 

Yeah, but when I get really old and am totally living in the past, it's gonna be so BORING in there.

 

OK you maggots!! things are slowing down to an unacceptable level here. Drop and gimme 50!!!

 

Uh huh. Sure dp. You first

 

All I have is a dollar. can you make change?

 

Arghh,,, ok,, yes I have change,,,,

 

Dang you scared me. Now I forgot what wonderful witty thing I was going to put.

 

Sheesh. Now I'm both boring AND scary? I'm morphing into Alfred Hitchcock.

 

Oh, good. Hopefully not those ugly Iowa or Wisconsin quarter I hope.

 

Not for you,, my man,, nothing but good old fashioned wheat pennies.

(not rare one though)

 

Sorry G.T. not you, see I was so scared I hit the wrong "quote blah, blah ".

Major Payne was on tv today. I LOVE that movie. "What we have here, is a fail-ure to com-mun-i-cate" LMAO