What are the top ten things that get on your nerves?

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  1. BluesMan

    BluesMan Sgt. Snot Bubble

    I hear ya, it bugs my wife to death but I get to watch it once in a while anways lol.


    What do you think about the Chappelle show? That's one of my fav's.
     
  2. CaNoFzOo

    CaNoFzOo Sergeant Major



    Lol. I love the Chappelle show. He is so funny. Some of his jokes about race annoy me sometimes though. Have you seen the episode with Wayne Brady? lololol that one is my all time favorite episode!
     
  3. BluesMan

    BluesMan Sgt. Snot Bubble

    Yeah I saw that one.

    "Gimme yo sandwich!" lol
     
  4. WobblesRArt

    WobblesRArt MajorGeek

    so I guess I'm the only one who didn't get it?.......what happened to xflat?.......I see where folks are quoteing him, but I don't see his post........wobbles
     
  5. suesman

    suesman First Sergeant

    1. The fact that I've worked all my entire life, yet our government doesn't deem me worthy of assitance.
    2. Cocky people.
    3. People that expect everything for nothing.
    4. Reality TV?
    5. The people on Reality TV.
    6. Anytime someone says they have my best interest in mind. How do they know what that is, when even I don't?
    7. People that offer to do something for you, when they have absolutely no intention of doing anything. If you don't want to, then just say that. I can respect honesty alot more than lying.
    8. Having to explain something over & over again to someone.
    9. Being judge without any prior knowledge of what I am about.
    10. Cocky people.
     
  6. NeoNemesis

    NeoNemesis Moutharrhea

    well one of the things that pisses me off really really bad is when people come in here and post there first ever post and it is a hijack this log file and they dont post anything else except the hijack log and then for the subject they put "someone look at this" or something stupid like that. how ignorant is that????
     
  7. Just Playin

    Just Playin MajorGeek

    Top ten lists.:rolleyes::p;):D:eek:
     
  8. pegg

    pegg MajorGeek

    Really now? I bet you're Just Playin with us and don't really mean that! ;)
     
  9. DavidGP

    DavidGP MajorGeeks Forum Administrator - Grand Pooh-Bah Staff Member

    1. Political Correctness ( biggest load of B/ocks ever )
    2. Hypocrites
    3. TAX
    4. Price of petrol in UK .. even tho we are 12-14th biggest producer!
    5. Having to repeat myself
    6. NO wine in house :( even worse an empty Jacky D's bottle!!!
    7. The mine is the one true god syndrome.. believe in me call 1-800-hand-your-cash-over.
    8. Forgetting PIN number to card
    9. Some of the people I work with
    10. Some of the customers I deal with
    10a. Resurection of old posts on forums... ya think there new only to find out they were months ago... you generally find this out after reading page 10 :rolleyes:
     
  10. MrPewty

    MrPewty MajorGeek

    What was that again, Halo?
     
  11. DavidGP

    DavidGP MajorGeeks Forum Administrator - Grand Pooh-Bah Staff Member


    errrrrr...... I forgot... must need a No11. Forgetfulness ;)


    side note: way way off topic ... you get a new car sorted Mr P?
     
  12. MrPewty

    MrPewty MajorGeek

    Probably. After the last screwup, I'm not counting my chickens. Should have an '05 Matrix by the end of the week. :)
     
  13. DavidGP

    DavidGP MajorGeeks Forum Administrator - Grand Pooh-Bah Staff Member


    Neato.... on first read I thought you had jacked into The MATRIX ;) BUT did you get good deal? ... not that we get that model in the UK tho.. it looks alot nicer than the Corolla IMO!


    Fingers crossed for you Mr P :)
     
  14. deadpants

    deadpants Private E-2

    only one thing the random doo-hickeys that have no purpose that are plastered all over every surface in Doom 3...haven't we moved beyond this type of ugly design?!? :mad:
     
  15. Phantom

    Phantom Brigadier Britches


    Yup, we pay a dollar a litre for gas now (something like $4:00/gal). Yet we're 100%+ self-sufficient. Go figure!"mad:




    (Could you repeat your post. I was too lazy to red it the first time.) :p
     
  16. MrPewty

    MrPewty MajorGeek

    Toyota had something like a 25% increase in profits last year. They don't do deals. Still, it's the car we want and the price is still reasonable.

    Except for the 14.5% the bleedin' government gets :rolleyes:
     
  17. Adrynalyne

    Adrynalyne Guest

    1. People who inflate their post count by posting mindless drivel.


    That pretty much covers my list.
     
  18. Gottheit

    Gottheit General Logic

    10. Customers who think they really are always right.
    9. People who complain about the same thing over and over and over...
    8. Being tired.
    7. Barking dogs.
    6. People who don't know how (and have had the educational exposure necessary) to type/write/talk at least half-way properly.
    5. Any pop music made in the past 8 years.
    4. People who enter the highway via an on-ramp, and refuse to yield to me, the driver already ON the highway. Rather, they try to force themselves, as fast as they can, in front of me.
    3. See number 4.
    2. See number 3.
    1. See number 2.
     
  19. Just Playin

    Just Playin MajorGeek

    Old people who drive slow.:mad::confused: When I'm 80, I won't spend the final days of my life driving somewhere at 20 mph, I'm gonna drive like I'm leading on the final lap of the Indy 500 everywhere I go. The only slow, leisurely drive I'll take is the one when I'm dirtnapping in the back.:D
     
  20. pegg

    pegg MajorGeek

    Hmmm, uh, Adryn, uh, well, uh, have you taken a look at your "post count" lately? :cool:


    almost 5,000?








    Hee-Hee - - I know, your drivel is NEVER mindless!!
     
  21. goldfish

    goldfish Lt. Sushi.DC

    Thats the problem :D ;)

    Ive got a new one

    Products that can't do the ONLY thing they are designed for.

    Case study 1: coffee pot on the coffee machine. The one job it has to do is collect the coffee underneath, and pour it into a mug. But when you try and pour it, coffee goes everywhere!!!! Why!? WHY?!?!?!

    Case study 2: Shower product holder. Made from bent chrome plated steel rods about 3mm diameter. Great, I can put all my shampoo and stuff in it. BUT try and take one out, and they all fall out the sides because there is nothing to stop them!! And then, if thats not bad enough, once this has happened to about 3 bottles, its unbalanced and so tips the other way, making the rest of them fall out!!! WHY??!?

    </rant> ;)
     
  22. Adrynalyne

    Adrynalyne Guest

    Hehe, since January, of 2002!

    :p
     
  23. Kodo

    Kodo SNATCHSQUATCH

    light-weights. :p
     
  24. BluesMan

    BluesMan Sgt. Snot Bubble

    12. Cabinet installers who nail 1 16penny nail throughout the installation of cabintets, (you know every 16" or so like they are supposed to), then for some unknown reason they decide that a random wall stud should get 6 or 8 of these nails in a circle pattern instead of the ONE they are supposed to put in. $*(%$)*&$#)(*^%$)(&^$#


    Yeah, that's right I got it out anyways. :p
     
  25. G.T.

    G.T. R.I.P February 4, 2007. You will be missed.

    Kids that think that they'll feel at 80 the same way they feel today.

    Come back when you're 80 & let's discuss this again.
     
  26. CaNoFzOo

    CaNoFzOo Sergeant Major

    Players. Gah.
     
  27. jarcher

    jarcher I can't handle a title

    diareahh
    family "get together's"
    wife wanting me off the comp


    thats it (for now)

    gotta GO
     
  28. animatorStrike

    animatorStrike <a href="http://www.acrodata.com/fun/waaa.jpg">Rid

    1. Bratty kids
    2. Self-centered people
    3. People who harass n00bs
    4. People who get away with a crime (and the people who let them off)
    5. Frivolous cases and those who file them (plenty of them here)
    6. Spammers

    That's all I can think of for the moment.
     
  29. trowter

    trowter Private First Class

    1. People who refuse to listen to me when I tell them they have too much risk in their portfolio, and then blame me when it all goes down.
    2. People not using their signal lights before turning
    3. Having something scanned at a store, and having the price come up wrong...Then the clerk muttering under their breath because I make them go and check the price
    4. The employees at the business next to mine keep stealing my parking spot
    5. Tardiness
    6. Slow internet
    Any more, and I'm going to start sounding like a whiner (if I don't already)
     
  30. slider

    slider Major Wise-***

    People that sound like whiners



    :p
     
  31. trowter

    trowter Private First Class

    That seems to be aimed directly at me...What did I do to deserve that? :confused: :confused: :confused:
     
  32. LostGirls9

    LostGirls9 MajorGeek

    1. Parents who would rather be their kids friend instead of their parent.
    2. Whiners
    3. disrespectful people
    4. Whiners
    5. Metrosexual men
    6. Whiners
    7. Lazy people
    8. Did I mention whiners?

    That's all I can think of right now
     
  33. BLAJY

    BLAJY Corporal

    People that are;
     
  34. BLAJY

    BLAJY Corporal

    Top Ten List. People that are;
     

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  35. laurieB

    laurieB MajorGeek

    my coffee pot stoped working. it was old and due for retirement. i nagged hubby into replacing it THAT DAY. (no small feat!) procter silix? %^$&^% the dam thing filled the basket quicker than it could drip out into the pot. tried FOUR times to make a cup of coffee, only to have hot coffee and grounds spewing out everywhere. had a meltdown. just not a good way to start my day! hubby took it back and got a 'mr coffee'. shop said they hadnt recieved any other complaints! go figure. aloha
     
  36. Freddy

    Freddy Sergeant

    Voicemail systems that make you listen to the entire message before deleting it, no matter how many times you've heard it before.




    Can you hear me now ATT?
     
  37. evilevets

    evilevets Sergeant Major

    When your'e standing next to someone at work who happens to be wearing the same color shirt as you, and some moron says "Hay, did you guys call each other this morning?" That's really old, and cheesy.




    Steve
     
  38. Wenchie

    Wenchie I R teh brat

    1. Neediness
    2. whining
    3. jealousy
    4. using emotions to hold someone hostage
    5. lying
    6. immaturity
    7. stalking
    8. smothering
    9. hostility
    10. name calling because you're obviously in the wrong

    in no particular order
     
  39. lb4norleans

    lb4norleans Who 'dat

    1. Today's pop stars
    2. Today's reality TV Shows
    3. Today's Radio Stations
    4. Today's Television Stations
    5. Doctor's
    6. Fads
    7. Short attention spans
    8. Self Serving pinheads
    9. Today's headlines
    10. Negative people
     
  40. lostkiwi

    lostkiwi MajorGeek

    Jeez, Wenchie, you mad at someone??? :p :D
     
  41. Wenchie

    Wenchie I R teh brat

    is it THAT obvious?
     
  42. lb4norleans

    lb4norleans Who 'dat

    Easy now...just hackin' on ya. :cool:
     
  43. lostkiwi

    lostkiwi MajorGeek

    Well, duh , Yeah :D

    How are you o dragon slayer and merciless whipper of undeserving humankind??

    Things that get on my nerves?:
    At this time of year, pretty much everything, but number 1 is Rudeness (still) and 2 is pettyness.
     
  44. eclayton

    eclayton Sgt. Shorts-cough

    1. Unwrapping that stupid thin plastic from brandnew CDs
    2. Trying to open ketchup packets
    3. Crumbs stuck to the bottom of my feet
    4. Webpages that don't fit horizontally on the screen, so you have to scroll back and forth, back and forth, back and forth....
    5. Reeeeaalllly ssslllllloooooowwwww weeeeeb paaaagggessss......
    6. FWD:FWD:fwd:Fwd: A really nice story
    7. Barrister Jon Agagu, from Nigeria, who wants to give me 25 million dollars
    8. Web pages that don't give you the price of the item you are interested in buying
    9. White Sox Fans
    10. The Chicago Cubs
     
  45. Alabama

    Alabama Private E-2

    10. Pop-up blockers that don't work
    9. Getting kicked off line after typing a really long e-mail
    8. People who ask me how I am but don't care about the answer
    7. People who have to put others down to feel better about themselves
    6. Homophobes
    5. People who cannot speak the English language
    4. Walking into the stall that some stranger just took a sh*t in (every time)
    3. People who drive the speed limit
    2. Floppy disks that lose all my files
    1. Girls who are supposed to be singers but are judged by their body, not their voice (Britney Spears, Jessica Simpson)

    Mostly people get on my nerves. I never noticed before I made the list!
     
  46. MikeH

    MikeH Specialist

    1. Bush
    2. Cheney
    3. Rice
    4. Rumsfeld
    5. Guiliani
    6. Bush's Yes-Men
    7. Self-Righteous Right-Wing "Christians"
    8. FNC (Fabricated News Channel)
    9. Anyone who tells me that we're "safer" because of Bush
    10. Anyone who actually believes what Bush says
     
  47. MrPewty

    MrPewty MajorGeek

    Hey Scouse, is that you? Welcome back mate.
     
  48. MikeH

    MikeH Specialist

    Sorry, I'm not that person~
     
  49. Izanbard Prince

    Izanbard Prince Private E-2

    As a retail store clerk I can tell you that the reason it pisses them off is because their performance rating suffers because you're bitching about a 3 cent difference on a can of peas and it clogs the line behind you.

    1. They don't own the place, they didn't put the price in the computer, they get paid to scan the item and take your cash, go find a manager to bitch at.

    2. 9 out of 10 customers that pull this crap usually make up some outragous price like $2 instead of the $10 it costs cause they're trying to cheat us.

    3. If it bothers you that much, go find a store that never makes a pricing mistake and never has any crooked customers trying to get free shit, bet you can't find any.
     
    Last edited: Dec 20, 2004
  50. Izanbard Prince

    Izanbard Prince Private E-2

    1. Members of the Religious Wrong

    2. Slow drivers

    3. Bratty children that the parents let run wild all over my department (Attention Negligent Bastards, please come remove your little sh*ts from the toy aisle, Walmart pays me to do my job, not babysit for you while you're stealing CD's an baby formula, thank you for shopping your 24 hour Walmart Supercenter and have a nice day)

    4. Smarmy condescending piece of crap managers, theres nothing I love more than being talked down to by someone that had no talent or ambition or work ethic, so they decided to be a manager.

    5. Anyone genetically related to my step dad.

    6. Anyone genetically related to my step dad, several times over. :rolleyes:

    7. Sappy Twangy County Music

    8. Crappy 80's rock coming on over the PA system all night. (Though not as bad as the smacktarded 50's crap)

    9. Companies that have gotten so huge that they don't even have to answer to their customers anymore and can screw them over anyway they like.

    10. Consumerism, and to a greater extent, people that buy Mall Madness and the 1/16 scale RC Hummer H2's for their white trash kids to teach them to be consumeristic as well.

    11. Taxes

    12. Socialized Insecurity taxes

    13. Insurance premiums, 99% of the time you're just paying for nothing, and that nothing gets more expensive every year.

    14. Cable television has gotten so retarded, I want an escape from the reality of assholes and morons I've dealt with all day, instead I get the Jerry Springer show and so-called "reality television" thayt just pisses me off even more until I want to throw a brick at the TV.

    15. New cars costing $30,000 because the unionized lugnut turner at GM has to be on salary for $60,000 a year.

    16. New cars costing $30,000 because the CEO fired everyone, took the manufacturing to Mexico, and pocketed the difference.

    17. Indiana, 100 degrees in the summer and 3 degrees in winter, taxes keep going up, bunch of filthy unwashed smacktarded hillbilly redneck white trash trailer park Republicans that elected Mitch Daniels as our governor.

    18. You can get better tech support for Loonix :p than Windows ever since Microsoft outsourced tech support to Vietnam.

    19. When I get something nice and somebody either wrecks into it, drops it, or steals it from me.

    20. Working a full time job and being broke as a joke anyway.
     
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