What are the top ten things that get on your nerves?

1. Screaming, whining babies and kids
2. Barking dogs
3. Loud music
4. Noise, in general
5. Crowds
6. Advertisements
7. George W. Bush
8. Religious people
9. Having to shave
10. The world's obsession with sex

 

i don't have ten but the one thing that annoyes me the most is when people chew with their mouth open and it's so loud, and they breath out of there mouth while chewing

it's disgusting
i litterally have to get up and leave when i hear it

and i have two little nieces that do it all the time!!!

 

Yeah, I thought probably not, but for a minute there...

 

But, while we are here:

1) Clueless socialists
2) Religious fundamentalists(especially Atheists)
3) Social engineers who think that the idea they had last night while falling asleep trumps 1000 years of experience when it comes to raising kids.
4) Social engineers who think that the idea they had last night while falling asleep trumps 1000 years of experience when it comes to educating kids.
5) Social engineers who think that the idea they had last night while falling asleep trumps 1000 years of experience when it comes to dealing with criminals.
6) People who want rights without responsibilities.
7) People who think that gun control works.
8) People who don't want gun control.
9) People who think that the speed they drive is the right speed.
10) People who believe in freedom of speech for themselves and their friends only.
11) People who think the environment can be saved without real sacrifice.
12 Hippies.

 

Making an idiot out of yourself in front of a guy you like.


-HORRIBLE!-

 

Horrible, but we all do it, without exception. Don't beat yourself up too much.

 

Always embarrassing, but the absolute best, and most universal recovery for tripping, or any other accidental embarrassment is to laugh and make a joke of it. Not only does it usually go over well with your audience, it will make it easier for you to get past it. All of us screw up. The happiest and most succcessful laugh about it whenever possible.

 

***see other post for 1-10***

11. stupid freakin lil old ladies that can't program a damned gas pump, and then screw up the math, and try to give you incorrect change on a $150.00 sale of diesel fuel almost screwing you out of $30.00 bucks!

 

G.T. you always give the best advice and words of wisdom. I love it! lol.

 

You people over the Pond are lucky , we poor Brits have got Europe to contend with (and Mr.Balir of course !).

p.s.
Sorry, almost forgot Syncronised swimming - what's the point ? (if one swimmer drowns, do they all have to ?).

 

12. Mother-in-law's that play you against her own son's and daughters.
13. Office wiener's that drink the last of the coffee you brewed, and you didn't get any.
14. migraine headaches that last for more than three days.

 

15. waiting for anything.

 

1. When the stray cats crap in my backyard and my dog rolls in it everytime
2. >65yr old drivers (I live in an ex-retirement community)
3. Being falsely accused. (Nothing steams my broccoli faster0
4. Channel flipping, use the guide already!
5. People getting paid millions for doing things millions can do.
6. guys with goatees and shaved heads gag (you're gonna be bald soon enough why don't you grow your hair while you can!) I don't hate the guy, I hate the "style." ***
7. Having to remember 40 different user names and passwords.
8. Reality TV why do they call it that?!!!
9. Spam,viruses, etc.
10. People who manage to squeeze to political opinions in every conversation.

***Disclaimer I love hair, don't hate me.

 

16. Windows Updates

 

17. That weird crusty build up on the ketchup bottle.

 

Top Ten Polls really get on my nerves

 

Paul is Dead!

I mean, so what!

So Yesterday!

 

Best friends that completely neglect the friendship, then blame you.

 

18. waiting...

 

In the penquin/polar bear thread, you mentioned the military

dude we were trained to "hurry up & wait"

 

The word association thread?

 

I just realized something irritating

SNOBS

 

eewwwww, boy do I remember, but if I may quote my DI:
"You are here, and you will do what I say! Doesn't mean you have to like it!
Everyone wait right here until..."
You get the point...

Ah, the good ole' days phhhhttt!!!

 

Ah man! Now I have to go blow bubbles in my chocolate milk.

 

Yeah, but the "toys" were worth the wait.

 

Yeah, every 7th round was a tracer!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

I hate it when people don't keep their word

 

Anyone in particular?

BTW, he told me he was sorry for skipping out on all the things we were supposed to do.

 

Teachers that keep calling complaining that the network is down when there isn't anything we can do about it. District office did a major core switch upgrade over the weekend. Everything is hosed and there is no solution in sight. They may be rolling back to the old equipment tonight, but that means everything tonight is toast as well and more complaining im sure. sigh...

 

Just hate it when my web server is going really slowly when I'm updating my site!!!

 

Oh, he'll be sorry!

 

19. The Stress of uncertainty.

 

Being the first one into the office while everyone else sleeps in for an extra half an hour

 

20. poor bike rim manufacturing..

 

Did that result in a crash?

 

x. whiners
x+1. people who expect others to solve their problems.

 

spammers like lisaa i thought the us gov was puting a stop to this i get spam in my e-mail i dont need none where i like to hang out


(i need to get out more)

 

x+2 People who stroll while at work.

 

People who bring up threads from 2004

 

Well, I'm finally contributing (didn't search if mentioned)...

People who use "reply to all" when "reply" works just as well and even better.

 

Nah...just a screech to a halt, as they say!!

Pretty cool special effect was the slime (tire sealant) that blew out everywhere!!

I was pissed, but then realaized the comedy in watching myself walk a bike home...

 

1. Hurricanes
2.Snowbirds
3.I-4
4.cheating husbands
5.no thanks for volunteer work
6.long lines at the bank drive through
7.wet newspapers
8.porn on my computer
9.nigerians-spa1
10. bag boys

 

Ooo! Gotta fit that one in somewhere...

 

Ah yes, the classics...

 

When things don't turn out the way you like them to.

 

Does this include people with a hearing loss?

 

What???

 

The top ten things, not in order, the first that comes to mind. Is the way society has become. And the importance of more and more material things. The total disrespect towards human beings each other.

 

1: Smoking
2: Chewing Gum
3: Being called "Babe"!
4: Understanding why if heat cannot traverse through a vacume, then how can the sun heat the earth
5: Motorway teapots that are metal and conduct heat, making them unpickable upable!
6: Not being top at pool on the arcade
7: Questions people ask, like when you say "I can't think of his name", someone says... "Who?"... aaaaarrrg!!
8: Differentiation by religion, race, or creed.
9: People who eat eggs within 20 feet of me!
10: 900 cable channels, all repeats or ropey old pap!


lol.. actually.... being called Alaster, Alisdair Alestar etc etc should be in there too. Its pronounced Alistair, its spelt Alistair. If you want to alter the letters in my name, then be aware that i shall see this as an OK to do the same back lol!