What do YOU think Bill was saying?

"My first cell phone was THIS big"

 

He's saying:

This one time, I got this close to a real girl.

LAIGo

 

And I threw the computer out the window! And thats how I came up with the name, Windows!

 

"I'm doing a remake of the "Thriller" video"

 

Want milk. ( from Meet the Fockers)

 

"Now listen closely children, gather around, and I will tell you the thrilling fairy tail about the strong an vigilant knight called Mic Ro's Oft, who fought a battle against the horrible monster Lin Ux. Mic Ro's Oft won in the end, after long and horrible struggles, making this world a lot safer... "

 

"and I grabbed these two chic(k)s by the tops of their heads like this and.. well.. the rest is mum..mum mum mum mum mum.. "

 

"I'm starring in a re-remake of Night Of The Living Dead."

 

"My tax return was there a second ago - it just went 'poof' and disappeared - honest!"

 

and

nearly made me wet myself laughing! So many good laughs in this thread!

 

"And now with SP2 we've got it down to only ten major security flaws!"

 

"And as you can see, my left hand has NO clue what my right hand is doing.. this is very similar to how our developers work on projects here at Microsoft .. "

 

"If you will not be turned. You will be destroyed. Young fool. Only now, at the end, do you understand."

 

" I gave my children 0.02% of my fortune. Thats 10 Million dollers. . Each!!"

" I called Microsoft tech support. . and it took me ten minutes to figure out I had to turn the P.C. on. . .then finally the tech said
'I mean F8 with no power will not put it in safe mode. ."'

 

"I'M OPEN I'M OPEN!!! " lol

 

Hokus Pokus.......

 

"Let there be light"!

 

"But Mr. President, the Earth really IS round!"

 

"Wait till I get these hands round the neck of whoever set my laptop to blue screen in Vegas!"

 

"Hey Jobs! I'm gonna wrap my hands around your head and pop it like a zit!! "

 

Ewwww gross Kodo. And just after the 9pm watershed too

 

and it just blew up!


our plan of attack on google is to sneak up on them and choke the...

 

the pile of money, i made from those suckers today, is this big!

 

"Wingardium Leviosa!"

that was for you, Bethany

 

"I have ten fingers???"

Nice thread lev! every post is making me laugh!!

 

"Heh. I knew those things weren't real. I mean, one was here and the other was over here.. they were lopsided for crying out loud. Obviously the plastic surgeon had no clue what he was doing. "

 

The surgeon probably used the "Plastic Surgery for Windows XP" software

 

Microsoft stock went up twenty-five cents this morning. So I made $36 million this morning!

 

I am the puppet Master !

 

Apparently the genie was hard of hearing, because I ended up with a 24 inch pianist.



LAIGo

 

And this one time, at band camp...

 

hahaha great movie

 

"Ay Ay Ay, Just because Dell pledged 3 million to the tsunami charity fund, I have to match that?"