What would Jesus do?

Jesus and Satan have an argument as to who is the better programmer. This goes on for a few hours until they agree to hold a contest with God as the judge.

They set themselves before their computers and begin. They type furiously for several hours, lines of code streaming up the screen.

Seconds before the end of the competition, a bolt of lightning strikes, taking out the electricity. Moments later, the power is restored, and God announces that the contest is over. He asks Satan to show what he has come up with.

Satan is visibly upset, and cries, "I have nothing! I lost it all when the power went out."

"Very well, then," says God, "let us see if Jesus fared any better."

Jesus enters a command, and the screen comes to life in vivid display, the voices of an angelic choir pour forth from the speakers.

Satan is astonished. He stutters, "But how?! I lost everything, yet Jesus' program is intact! How did he do it?"

God chuckles, "Jesus saves."

 

<GROAN>


This`s almost as bad...

Sign seen outside a hockey rink..."Jesus Saves"


















Another sign outside the same hockey rink..."Gretzky scores on the rebound"

 

Maybe the program Jesus was writing, was to make the lightning strike and whipe out Satans computer!! Ever think of that...huh, huh!!??

Roger

 

nahh. .
He's been tempted by satan before. . . .

Zeus bet Prometheus a barrel of mead
and was afraid he would cheat

 

I thought all the programmers from Hell, worked for Micro$oft, nowadays, heh, heh!

 

Jesus saves...






and takes half damage from the lightning bolt.

 

Nah, thats just the minions

 

worst joke ever