What would you like as your epitaph

What would you like on your headstone as your final words.

Because i have so many metal parts i would like'

RUST IN PEACE

A geeks headstone.

http://img375.imageshack.us/img375/6599/4668064688870676.jpg

 

I have left instructions that my tombstone should be in the shape of a giant Rubik’s cube so I can carry on confusing people when I’m gone.

 

Thanks Kes another one I’ve thought of doing, my sister in law and I don’t get on too well, now I know she likes Black Magic chocolates, and in particular the coffee cream. Now then should I be cremated I want someone to carefully slice the top off the coffee cream, remove the syrup, insert a teaspoon of my remains, seal the chocolate back up, wrap the box back up and give it to her. The only problem with this is I wont be there to see her puke

 

You have a very warped sense of humor Tony.

 

I Kept Telling You All I wasn't Feeling Too Good !! :-D

 

Those are all good, and I would only like a few simple words: "she helped where ever she could." Other than that, zip..... I doubt if it would be read anyway..rolleyes

 

Well, after careful consideration, I've decided to be cremated and my ashes spread all over Redmond, Washington as a constant reminder to Microsoft of how much aggravation they have caused me over the years:-D Granted, alot of the problems were my own fault, but I don't have to let them know that!!!

 

Well, I stole this from someone on the radio. I want mine to say "Game Over". :-D

 

I want mine to say, "What are you standing here reading this for? Don't you have something more important to do?"

 

"Finally. A good nights sleep."

 

LIke that one ! :-D

 

Originally by Spike Milligan, IIRC. :-D

“I Told You I Was Sick!”

http://floridamediator.blogspot.com/2006/08/i-told-you-i-was-sick.html

Bazza

 

I'm not happy,I'm not at peace,I'm freaking dead now devote the rest of you lives to bringing me back this sucks.

Or

I'm dead and all I got was this freaking tombstone,must have been done before though?

 

"FGS I said cremation."

 

"Damn its hot down here!"

 

"You think this is bad?You should have seen the other guy!"

 

"The people who really knew me, don't have to stand here to remember."

I don't really want anything on my headstone. If something should be inscribed on it, I think it should mean something to someone else. You know?

 

I like that,I'm not much of a grave visitor some people think that's cold,the last memories I have of lost love ones are having fun,laughing and joking not dead in a box or engraved on stone.

Each to their own...

EDIT wayy to suck the fun out of the thread,,,Paxton!:-D

 

ALRIGHT, I found a funny one:

He drank good ale,

good punch and wine

And lived to the age of 99.

 

"Finally. Thought he would never go away."

 

"What if the Hokey Pokey really is what it's all about?"

 

http://media1.break.com/dnet/media/2009/8/82%20He%20Always%20Loved%20Computers.jpg

Had to 'resurrect' the thread to show this,what many around here would probably request.

 

Good one Rikky.
I saw that somewhere before but i have no idea where:confused

 

Just one word

"Carrie"

 

No Dancing

 

Has someone posted it before? I had a litte de ja vu when posting it,I'll go hang myself if its been posted already.

EDIT lol my memory is slipping,Love the sarcasm BillEDIT again I'm not tryna be smart I forgot Bill had already posted it.

 

Live fast. Be a spark and glow awhile. You'll be dead a long, long time. Be a shooting star and in one mad moment, burning bright, light the night, make us stand in awe.

I didn't.​