Which one will you be tomarrow??

Here's a game I play!! It's called Cat and Mouse and Windshield and Bug. The way it works is one day your the cat and the windshield, and the next day you may be the mouse and the bug, Which one will you be today?? IF you want to be the cat and the windshield, you will have to get up early because there are many out there that want to eat you and smash you. It's a rotten world, but that's the way it is, so get up early and plan your day and be the cat and the windshield, and don't let anyone run over you my friend. These are the words of a very old person that has been around the block a few times.:-D I plan on being the cat and the windshield, so if you plan on eating or smashing me, you better be very careful and get up very early. :-D For those that want to eat me or smash me, you better have your best game face on!!:-D
oneeyejack!!